I took these yesterday. Do you realize that it’s been 10 yea..
Added 2023-07-18 13:42:17 +0000 UTCI took these yesterday. Do you realize that it’s been 10 years since the water park story and I have gained over 40 lbs since that time? They thought I was full figured then. 😅 So what have you been doing with your summer? I’ve been listening to a lot of Theo Von and spending way too much time scrolling on social media like the rest of you. I do enjoy the good humor on social media. I figure if there is anything that will redeem humanity from our darker elements, it is our humor. Humor can be used to turn an entire ship around. So please take a moment, on me, to laugh a little while I float around in a baby pool looking like a chunky shrimp sausage. Put a little cayenne pepper and Tabasco on that baby and wash it down with Corona and lime. I’m actually starting a keto diet today, but meanwhile I’d fuck me so hard while I roast me on a skewer while the world’s still burning. 🔥 🔥 🔥
