

Y'know... If you want to see my peeper do its thing, going in and out of things until the cream filling gushes out, filling whatever cave it's going into, you should probably check out @koyomatsu If you want to see more of me, just me, no tiddie or puskin, no blowie or tongue, then that's okay I guess. I'm not all that confident in my body, but if you think I'm a pretty lad, then that's pretty rad. I might make this account a monthly subscription account and just upload pictures & clips of my misadventures as a horned house husband. Funf buckaroos per month to see me nut and spank buts. Maybe a cool audio here and there. I dunno. This isn't really well thought out, and I haven't taken my depresso espresso today. Now I'm rambling. I just want to buy a nice dinner without worrying about making up the cost by working more and more, y'know? If seeing me wank my willy and glaze my hand is worth the price of a stuffed crust pizza, then by the creampuff gods I will handle my short staff with pride. Though funf dollhairs isn't really enough to buy a pizza. I guess if drei or veir people want to see me spill my tarnished seed then it makes up for a pizza per month. If aucht want to join that's two peetsirs a month. sechszig of you deviant-minded schlong enjoyers need to promise me you'll stick around so I can get a pizza per week, deal? Or just go give @koyomatsu the munny and I'll ask her for a pizza That works too. Sorry about the random german and wordplay. OF doesn't like numbers. Or words.