

Pathetic Human Ashtray - My god, you’re insufferable. So pathetic, and weak. The only way I could possibly use you, is as my ashtray. Maybe a mouthful of ash will shut you up and make you less annoying. Doubt it. You don’t even make a good enough ashtray. I’m always having to tell you to open wider, and to be better. Yet you never actually do a good job. It truly is pathetic.