I was standing behind the dungeon in the dark back ally wait..
Added 2020-06-28 06:56:02 +0000 UTCI was standing behind the dungeon in the dark back ally waiting for my ride, dressed in huge boots, fishnets, a skirt and a super sheer low cut top and push-up bra... when the cops drove down the ally, no lights on...and stopped at me Cops "What are you doing" Me, dressed like a hoooker "waiting for someone to pick me up' Cops "You live here?" Me "No, it's a....place of business." Cops "..." Me "..." Me, dripping with sarcasm "Have a good night boys" Oh also I was holding a plate of cake..which might be why they finally moved on I literally said verbatim "Waiting for someone to pick me up" while dressed like a total slut
