

If you tell me you can’t hang out with me because of your stupid girlfriend, I’m going to throw every single cup and glass against the wall and scream and break things. Why do you keep her around? To agonize me? I want your time and your body and your massively large cock in my ass and you just tease me with false promises. Go to the stupid dinner with her. Sneak me under the table so I can grind your leg and lick the tip of your dick like a sex deprived heat driven kitten. That way when she chooses to nag and bitch at you, you’ve got my full love and attention the entire time. Least you know that I love you. <3