Love You With All My FartsThis fart sniffer begged for me to..
Added 2025-02-15 17:58:30 +0000 UTCLove You With All My Farts
This fart sniffer begged for me to be his valentine.
His gift, my juicy, stinky farts, right on his nose.
I knew these were going to smell so much better than roses, so just to make sure he got them all, I locked him in the stocks so he could experience every last pop.
Actually, they were more than just pops, as he found out. How I did not manage to follow through is a miracle.
Now you can enjoy the same pleasure with this Valentines gem.
