

When subs try to use the good old 'I'm at work' excuse to avoid a task without admitting their cowardice while chatting with me on this platform, I end up immediately picturing their dull, average and boring existence: I can see them sitting there at their old dusty office tables, looking like total gremlins while trying to hide their pathetic boners instead of actually doing their job. Nothing turns me off more than that, honestly. If you're reading my messages it means you're here and therefore you should serve me: lurking in silence like a useless idiot is not something I will tolerate, ever. Is that clear?