**Clip title: Your New Religion** It should be of no surpris..

**Clip title: Your New Religion** It should be of no surprise that many of my subs are highly religious, as many of you already understand the concept of devotion and giving your life to a higher power. By extension, it's of no surprise that highly religious subs are drawn to me because you know serving me gives you a sense of purpose that can't be achieved by participating in the material world. I thereby love when a new religious sub lands in my lap because I know he knows how to revere a god and act accordingly. Most of my religious subs are either Christian, Muslim, or Jewish. This creates a very interesting scenario for me, as Abrahamic religions are inherently monotheistic, which is to say they only believe in and allow constituents to worship one god. This is in sharp contrast to virtually every other world religion which are polytheistic and thereby allow belief in and worship of in many gods. Now, you can see this is a problem for my Christian/Muslim/Jewish subs who have spent their lives devoting themselves to a single god, as they are now they are confronted with two godly entities they wish to serve. And the problem of worshiping multiple gods at once is not a small one; within Abrahamic religions, it's not just frowned upon to serve another god but is actually blasphemous. That is, you're committing a sin to acknowledge and serve any entity besides God. And it's also a problem because I *love* the sinning, which means I'm going to be an active participant in luring subs away from their gods when they feel the temptation. And I like to consider my own religion as monotheistic. Subs aren't allowed to serve me and their original god simultaneously - they must pick. And I can assure you I am a tough contender, because I not only have the competitive edge to see it through but also the tools and skillsets to warp minds and make men submit. All the more dangerous given I am well-versed in theology and the psychology of religiosity, which means I have the language to make you tick and come to the dark side. So, for those of you who are atheist/agnostic/polytheistic, thank your lucky stars that your religious orientation protects you from a certain type of vulnerability. For those among you who are monotheistic, pray that you should never find yourself dipping your toes into my pool.