

Seeking: new muse
You should have a straight 6.5-8” not-too-girthy dick, a steady hand, an open mind, and plenty of free time. Must be nice and down to hang out with me even though I send too many texts. Also, be hot. And in central Brooklyn or willing to Uber me around.
Send inquiries to my Reddit DMs, /u/dyke4dick. Label anything that’s NSFW. Nothing here because there are rules about what’s ok on this platform and I’m not trying to get kicked out!
The nice part matters a lot to me right now. A reliable, friendly fellow who thinks I’m cool even though my favorite music is Haydn and I wear crocs and my brain does weird stuff sometimes. I know you are out there, straight dick king. Find me!