Love You With My FartsThis fart sniffer begged for me to be ..
Added 2025-02-20 00:30:29 +0000 UTCLove You With My Farts
This fart sniffer begged for me to be his valentine.
His gift, my juicy, stinky farts, right on his nose.
I knew these were going to smell so much better than roses, so just to make sure he got them all, I locked him in the stocks so he could experience every last pop.
Actually, they were more than just pops, as he found out. How I did not manage to follow through is a miracle.
Now you can enjoy the same pleasure with this Valentines gem.
