HISPANIC G.O.A.T.s In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, I’v..
Added 2022-10-07 00:01:16 +0000 UTCHISPANIC G.O.A.T.s In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, I’ve decided to compile a quick list of some of my all-time favorites. Ted Cruz: A Canadian-born Texan with Cuban roots or a legit alien lifeform? We may never know/the CIA may never disclose… Regardless of his true origins, Rafael/Big Rafa is right up there with AOC as one of the most competent and well-liked politicians of our time. Autumn Falls: If you know… you know. #BigNaturalsNation Danny Trejo: The only person to appear in both Con Air AND Spy Kids… That kind of acting range could only be matched by Gary Busey… He’s also a former inmate of San Quentin State Prison and the current proprietor of one of the best taco shops in Los Angeles (Trejo’s Tacos)... A true Renaissance man, if I ever knew one. Mexicans: All of them… Just the entire population…Never met one I didn’t like. Rosita: Otherwise known as the turquoise bilingual baddie from Sesame Street (first one in the show’s history!)... Also the second most f*ckable muppet after The Count, per a recent Gallup Poll. Oscar De La Hoya: An Olympic Gold Medalist/boxing legend who has also (allegedly) done more c*caine than the entire FSU student body and lived to tell the tale… Need I say more? Honorable Mentions: Daddy Yankee, Jésus Christ, Oswaldo (our landscaper) xxxo, Bri
