

Santa’s little secret is out… 🎅😈
I’m not here to spread holiday cheer—I’m here to spread these legs and take you to the North Pole. 🍭💦
Picture this: oiled-up skin glistening like the lights on your tree,
My candy cane sliding in and out, teasing you… 🍭💦
Come unwrap your favorite present—🍆
The one that’s been on your naughty list all year long. 🎁💋
This Christmas, I’m all yours. Are you ready?” 😈🎀