⭐️ This naughty little kitty has been hanging out in your ga..
Added 2025-01-14 05:29:03 +0000 UTC⭐️ This naughty little kitty has been hanging out in your garden for a while now, strutting around, tail erect, parading her arsehole like cats have a tendency to do, and you’d had just about enough of it when she finally breached the perimeter and entered your house when you accidentally left the door open to the back garden!
🐈⬛ Firstly she helped herself to the beautiful charcuterie board you’d made up for the elegance soirée you were hosting that evening, then she proceeded to lay across your tuxedo, covering it with kitty fur and THEN she somehow managed to get into the fridge and into your clotted cream!
🐾 You found her laying over your tuxedo, licking herself silly , coated with cream …. You were furious.
💜 But this is not kitties first rodeo … she is well versed in making up for her boisterous actions and she told you how sorry she was and just how desperate she was to make it up to you… I wonder what she’s got up her sleeve to win you over?? ….😏🐈⬛
