

Today we re-organized my lingerie and dress shoes, which meant the hubs was acting like a goofball with my bras hanging off of his head or my panties on his face like a mask half the time. He took my confetti dildo out and suctioned it to the door (supposedly to use as a hanger for bras). It started as a joke, but after it had been stuck to the door for about an hour, he decided I should slide it in every time I crossed the threshold. And of course he kept coming up with reasons for me to exit and enter the room. I mean, who was I to say no??