So we went to a sex party last night…first time we’ve ever b..
Added 2021-08-01 17:55:11 +0000 UTCSo we went to a sex party last night…first time we’ve ever been to this place and nearly 200 people had RSVP’d. I wore stiletto heels, a short flowy sundress, and some sheer flowery panties. We showed up fashionably late and as we pulled up the hubs was directed by security to drop me off near the pool (on one side of the path that we were driving up) and the area where the band was playing (on the other side of the path). Of course lots of people were hanging out in both areas.
I wasn't completely comfortable with the idea of being dropped off. I wasn't sure what the people would be like or if I'd have to start setting boundaries right out of the gate, but I got out of the car like a good girl and the hubs pulled away.
Not even two steps later and completely sober, the slow motion fall began. I had my purse in one hand and my phone in the other. I could feel it happening but my body was sluggish in responding to my desperate pleas to WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Because I was determined to recover before I hit the ground, I was stepping and falling at the same time. But I was DEFINITELY going down. By the time my knee and elbow hit the ground (because for some reason I had a death grip on my purse and phone so my hands weren't available to catch me), I had completely lost my balance, so I rolled (more like slowly tilted, then fell) to one side...legs still parted, one in front of the other in that walking position...panties totally out...completely humiliated...and STILL gripping my phone and purse???) Not even coordinated enough to quickly jump up and bow.
I am CLEARLY a TOTAL PRO at fi-rst impressions.
