Ever read the children's book 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie'..
Added 2021-07-06 18:20:24 +0000 UTCEver read the children's book 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie'? (Stay with me on this for a sec..) For those of you who don't have kids ('cause if you do, you probably own it), the story is about a boy who gives a mouse a cookie…which the mouse LOVES, but it reminds the mouse that he’d also love a glass of milk, which the boy gives him…which reminds the mouse that he’d also love a seemingly endless stream of other things…which eventually leads him back to wanting another cookie.
I think I'm gonna write a new book...'If You Give a Perv a Peek'.😈😈😈
