Guuuuuuuuyyyyyssssss! I'm soooo freakin' horny today!!!! Lik..
Added 2021-06-11 17:33:00 +0000 UTCGuuuuuuuuyyyyyssssss! I'm soooo freakin' horny today!!!! Like, even more than usual. What is the deal?? It's probably because I've been chatting a couple people up about sexually charged vacation options and now I REEEEAAALLLLLY wish I were on one! Who needs clothes anyway, right??? I could talk to you nude just as easily as I could in a sundress! You'd be comfortable if we ran into each other nude somewhere, right? No?? What about if I kept my eyes up on yours and promised not to flirt. I mean, there's NO WAY I would stand there willing you (or you and your significant other, if you're in a relationship) to desire me. I absolutely WOULD NOT hope to accidentally brush past your cock so I could cop a little feel. I would NEVER EVER even think about suggesting a game of chicken in the pool just so we could innocently ride each other. What kind of person do you think I am, anyway?? Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, sooo sooooo sooooo horny. So freakin' horny right now.
