

If you travel to Texas, you’re gonna have to limit your packing to 6 dildos or less. Soooorrryyyy to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought you should know. I soooo wish I could have been there when they were debating the exact number of dildos it takes to qualify as ‘obscene’. I wondered if it was based on some sort of world record of number of dildos that can fit in a human body. Lol. But noooo...I can’t find any such world record. But Tatyana Kozhevnikova can lift 31 pounds with her freakin’ vagina, so there’s THAT.
I had to talk my pussy off the ledge after reading that one. She’s safe with me. I like her way too much to put her through that!!!