




You had just relocated to South East Asia on an expat package. Your wife, worried that you would be tempted to "try" an exotic maid in her back, insisted to go down to the maid agency herself to pick up an old ugly maid :P . Few days later, your wife happily went out shopping with fellow expat wives. Turns out, the maid she picked got sick and the agency sent me instead. You quickly realise I wear nothing under my "uniform" ... Should I go on ? :P