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Current situation... scrolling on my phone, immobilized by m..

Current situation... scrolling on my phone, immobilized by my dog.

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Happy fried day!

Happy fried day!

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My face today when my hard drive failed on my desktop. Bleau..

My face today when my hard drive failed on my desktop. Bleaugh. I guess on the bright side I don't have that old job that required me to be on the computer at specific hours. I have to always find the silver lining. It's a problem. It's almost pathological. 😅

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Unedited!

Unedited!

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Ta da!

Ta da!

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I had to stop posting for a while because I was working as a..

I had to stop posting for a while because I was working as a teacher. I quit that job this month, so I'm back. I apologize for the long delay. My mind was not in a good space. I'm so glad I quit that job. I had it in my head that I needed to do a respectable job. I ended up in a situation where I didn't realize how miserable I was and how much they were exploiting me until I had a breakdown. 😅

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As promised! More stills from the night I did the booty shak..

As promised! More stills from the night I did the booty shaking video. I was so tired that night, too, from swimming in the ocean all afternoon. But it was still a fun time.

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I was going to post these on Friday but I had a menty B (aka..

I was going to post these on Friday but I had a menty B (aka breakdown) this weekend, sigh. Please enjoy these on this mediocre Monday, I'll have another set tomorrow ♥️ I was going for Bettie Page in these. Kind of successful??

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Please enjoy a moment of booty shaking for you this fine Sat..

Please enjoy a moment of booty shaking for you this fine Saturday evening.

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I'm getting more excited about doing video content now that ..

I'm getting more excited about doing video content now that I'm playing around with clips and editing. I was dragging my feet forever because I was dreading it, but now I'm actually taking a Skillshare course to get better at making OnlyFans content. This is a pretty weird timeline.

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I'm back from taking a couple of weeks to build up a backlog..

I'm back from taking a couple of weeks to build up a backlog of pictures and footage for your pleasure. Thank you, I love you! 🥰

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Found a surprise few seconds of particularly juicy footage! ..

Found a surprise few seconds of particularly juicy footage! Please enjoy. 🤗

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Hey y'all here's my butt flexing. More pics tomorrow. And a ..

Hey y'all here's my butt flexing. More pics tomorrow. And a longer video!

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I did my first lives on Instagram. It's nerve wracking but I..

I did my first lives on Instagram. It's nerve wracking but I'll get used to it. Working my way up to doing more ....uh....stuff... in front of the camera 😅

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Attack of the 50 foot booty! I like to call the last pose ..

Attack of the 50 foot booty! I like to call the last pose "startled clam." I've been taking a yoga teacher training and my brain is fried. That's all I got. Happy hump day, my friends.

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I tried to do a shoulder stand split but the bed was too sof..

I tried to do a shoulder stand split but the bed was too soft 😅. I'm extremely bendy. Should I do a video on a more solid surface? I think I should.

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Find the nipple. I was shaking my tiddies as I was walking a..

Find the nipple. I was shaking my tiddies as I was walking and one of the nipps came out to say hellooooo.

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Me running away from my problems into the woods. I have had ..

Me running away from my problems into the woods. I have had a week from hell. I had to hire a lawyer, it's an old debt from the early 2000s, it's just a big pantsfull of unpleasantness.

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Me running away from my problems into the woods. I have had ..

Me running away from my problems into the woods. I have had a week from hell. I had to hire a lawyer, it's an old debt from the early 2000s, it's just a big pantsfull of unpleasantness.

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I was supposed to post this on hump day but time is a constr..

I was supposed to post this on hump day but time is a construct, and here's some boobies and booty.

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I have this weird compulsion to scamper around in the woods,..

I have this weird compulsion to scamper around in the woods, scantily clad or naked. The thing is, I also do this on public property; so, I could get caught at any time and (I guess) that's part of the fun? Anyway I finally got the whole tiger outfit together for a video... international shipping + supply chain issues reminds me that time is a construct.

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One good thing about living in Florida. Sunshine is good for..

One good thing about living in Florida. Sunshine is good for the tiddies.

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Please forgive the subscription price increase. Inflation is..

Please forgive the subscription price increase. Inflation is a bitch, friends.

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Inside of you, there are two wolves. One of them is serious,..

Inside of you, there are two wolves. One of them is serious, the other one is a cow. I think I have some residual Catholic guilt about being a sexy person. If you know anything about catholicism you are not surprised. Man, I went to Catholic school for 9 years...the indoctrination was deep, and stinky. Like an asshole. So I started taking ballet and tap lessons when I was 3 years old. I switched to belly dance in high school and college. I'm going to start taking lessons again.

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I just got out of the shower and I still have a booty pump f..

I just got out of the shower and I still have a booty pump from deadlift day.

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I finally have a backlog of photos! I've been working throug..

I finally have a backlog of photos! I've been working through some stuff in my mixed up brain. So many mentyBs. But, as they say in Gestalt therapy, the only way out is through! I love you all.

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I've been working through some stuff, y'all. Thank you for b..

I've been working through some stuff, y'all. Thank you for being patient with me. I love you. 💗 I finally got a video camera so I'll be able to post longer videos. Also I ordered those tiger pasties and they finally arrived. Supply chain absurdity. Everything is absurd.these days, I have to laugh.

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Chúc Mừng Năm Mới! Happy lunar new year, it's the year of th..

Chúc Mừng Năm Mới! Happy lunar new year, it's the year of the tiger. Make sure to sweep all the bad luck away from your doors. I don't know what that's based on, it's just something my mom always made me do. I started lifting weights last year. Honestly, I was a little self conscious about my body because I gained lockdown weight. I'm really enjoying it now, and I'm feeling much more comfortable in my body. Who wants a photo set and video with me in a tiger onesie wearing tiger pasties?

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Hit it raw, like sashimi. 🍣

Hit it raw, like sashimi. 🍣

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More coming today ☺️

More coming today ☺️

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