Excuse me, why are you so sexy?

Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
2023-03-21 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostExcuse me, why are you so sexy?
2023-03-21 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostWill you give hope to this hopeless romantic?
2023-03-20 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostLook into my eyes and you’ll see paradise.
2023-03-20 05:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostI’m S.I.N.G.L.E.: Sexy, Innocent, Naughty, Gorgeous, Lustful, and Exciting!
2023-03-19 23:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostI really want to kiss you right now.
2023-03-19 05:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostIf it’s hard for you to get me out of your head, then perhaps I’m supposed to be there.
2023-03-18 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” kind of things.
2023-03-18 05:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostThinking of you is my favorite part of the day.
2023-03-17 08:14:11 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t worry, your computer is not frozen. You’re just stunned by my beauty.
2023-03-16 05:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re going to commit the same mistake twice, make sure he’s steaming hot!
2023-03-15 23:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostFlirting is a woman’s game. Try me. I’ll definitely win your heart.
2023-03-14 05:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostMany people say that pretty is on the inside. Lucky for me, I’m also pretty outside.
2023-03-13 23:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostI would love to be your damsel in distress.
2023-03-13 05:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostGuys were made so that we girls can flirt.
2023-03-12 23:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostI’m S.I.N.G.L.E.: Sexy, Innocent, Naughty, Gorgeous, Lustful, and Exciting!
2023-03-12 05:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re not dreaming, you’re wide awake. Seeing me must be a dream come true.
2023-03-11 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe only reason I learned how to flirt isto woo you.
2023-03-11 05:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostMy heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
2023-03-10 23:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s no way I can handle this scrumptious meal all on my own. Come, let’s eat it together.
2023-03-09 05:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostOh no, my pants are falling for you.
2023-03-08 23:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostGod called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
2023-03-08 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
2023-03-07 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostI’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
2023-03-07 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
2023-03-06 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostAm I taken? Yes, taken for granted!
2023-03-06 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.
2023-03-05 23:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better at it now.
2023-03-05 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRemember that I will always be by your side. Or on top of you. Or under you. It’s your call to make.
2023-03-04 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post