I spent an ungodly amount of time loitering in the changing rooms today after I was already done changing because I'd convinced myself it was the hunky PT who I could hear finishing up in the showers. Sadly I'm afraid I'm not the perverted genius I thought I was, and alas it was just an old man who emerged 🙄😂
2022-11-19 19:57:36 +0000 UTC View PostFriday night cum shots 🥃💦💦💦 Have a fab weekend everyone 🎉🍻
2022-11-18 19:56:55 +0000 UTC View PostI think my beard looked really on point today, if I do say so myself 😂🍆😈
2022-11-17 18:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to precum Central 🙋🏼♂️🍆💦💦💦💦
2022-11-16 20:01:25 +0000 UTC View PostHow sexy is Theo James from White Lotus!? If that prosthetic dick was real, he'd be the perfect man 👌😈🍆
2022-11-15 18:43:33 +0000 UTC View PostWho doesn't love big black balls 😈😈😈♠️⚫️
2022-11-14 19:17:52 +0000 UTC View PostWent to the gym again after not having been for a while and my god it was like sexy hunk day in there. I wish I could've just spent the rest of the day loitering in the changing room perving 😂
2022-11-12 19:55:26 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what time it is 😈🍆💦💦💦💦
2022-11-11 18:33:34 +0000 UTC View PostI just finished the Sally McNeil documentary on Netflix and would highly recommend. For her hunky mixed race son alone, if not for the plot! Lovely deep voice on him as well. Yum 😂😈🍆
2022-11-10 18:38:00 +0000 UTC View PostI believe tonight's the night Matt Smallcock debut's on I'm A Celebrity. I honestly can't bare to watch it. I swear if that cretin becomes the nation's sweetheart - I will emigrate 🙈🍆
2022-11-09 20:15:39 +0000 UTC View PostHow does the saying go - all fur coat and no knickers? I think my version is all hoodie and no trousers. Keepin' it classy 😈🍆😂
2022-11-08 22:54:37 +0000 UTC View PostHow sexy is this Owen Warner on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!? 🥵 I don't watch the show personally but I'm lusted over him many a time when I've seen him on Hollyoaks... No exaggeration to say: I would suck that man's soul out! Gimme that cock 😂🍆😈
2022-11-07 19:37:52 +0000 UTC View PostI enjoyed doing this cumshot 💦😈, I'll have to do some more sitting down like this. It's like treating yourself to a sit down no. 1 🤣
2022-11-05 12:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post👀💦🍆 Up close and personal cumshot! Have a fabulous weekend lovely people ❤️😈
2022-11-04 13:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post😵🌀 Have I got you dicknotised with the black and white zigzag stripes?! Look into my eyes (penis) 👀🍆😁
2022-11-03 12:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostWatched PMQ's because I'm a nerd, and I really don't get the whole dishy rishi thing. He's like 5"6, has a squeaky little voice and is an absolute prick. I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's dick 🙈😂🍆😈
2022-11-02 13:33:25 +0000 UTC View PostFull disclosure time: I might be the only British person who doesn't watch I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. However, just as well isn't it given Matt Smallcock is going on this year's series... He's got to have been one of the worst people to have ever been born since Adolf Hitler. My hatred for that man knows no bounds 😒. That said, I love this cock ring 😂 so it's swings and roundabouts 🤣.
2022-11-01 18:41:02 +0000 UTC View PostSo sorry for posting late everyone, lost all track of time yesterday! Will upload a second one now too. Hope you all had fantastic weekendy
2022-10-30 19:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostLate night cum fun. Woke up with a raging hard on that refused to be ignored 😈🍆💦
2022-10-28 16:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostOops, may have just gone swimming and then came home and ate a bag of cookies 🙄😂 fuck it. Life is about balance isn't it 😈🤣
2022-10-27 18:54:32 +0000 UTC View PostPublic service announcement to my fellow UK based size queens: program at 10pm tonight on C4 called "My Massive Cock" - and yes, it is about men with huge penises, and not Boris Johnson 😂
2022-10-24 18:52:35 +0000 UTC View PostSunday night kitchen cum fun 😁💦
2022-10-23 20:45:14 +0000 UTC View PostPutting the long in schloooong 😂😁 happy Saturday! 🥳
2022-10-22 19:10:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt's another big one for you tonight - cock length and cum blast 😈😈💦💦💦💦
2022-10-21 20:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post