Man alive, it's an absolute scorcher today where I am today ๐ฅต I feel like I'm on the Mediterranean โ๏ธ๐
P.s. happy cum shot Friday ๐คช๐ฆ
2022-06-17 15:50:24 +0000 UTC
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Precum for days + a helmet so shiny I can see my reflection in it ๐คฃ๐
2022-06-16 19:40:49 +0000 UTC
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Levitating again, just call me Dua Lipa ๐คญ๐.
I joke. She's an absolute Queen ๐๐ป๐.
It made me laugh when someone pointed out it looks like I'm floating when sitting on the kitchen worktop ๐คฃ
2022-06-15 16:57:14 +0000 UTC
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I had such a hot builder in front of me when I was walking home today ๐๐ฅต with the sexiest beard! And to top it off, his shorts were literally nearly falling down - I was definitely imagining giving them a helping hand in my sick mind ๐คฃ๐ฎ
2022-06-14 16:57:47 +0000 UTC
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Hope everyone had a fab Monday ๐โ๐
2022-06-13 18:03:08 +0000 UTC
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Cum glorious cum ๐๐ฆ
2022-06-12 18:45:20 +0000 UTC
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Random fact I learned today: Pete Doherty got 11 GCSE's all grade A* & A + 2 A's at A Level.
My mind's completely blown ๐คฏ๐ง .
Hope everyone's having a horny weekend ๐๐๐
2022-06-11 15:48:49 +0000 UTC
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Another contribution to the Friday cum shot archives! ๐ค๐ฆ
Have a fab weekend!!
And I hope it's as sunny where you are as it is here (for once) โ๏ธ๐๐
2022-06-10 11:20:55 +0000 UTC
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TGIF tomorrow ๐ฅณ๐คชโ๐
2022-06-09 17:49:41 +0000 UTC
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I can honestly say that I've never in my whole life watched Love Island. Frankly, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes. However, the Italian stallion from this year's series has come on to my radar anyway and wow ๐๐.
Italian men were front of the queue when God made men, I swear. Fair play to you Davide Sanclimenti!
2022-06-08 12:10:00 +0000 UTC
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Cum shot time โ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
2022-06-07 16:50:23 +0000 UTC
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Excited for the vote of no confidence results at 9pm ๐๐ฅณ.
I say we go the whole hog and guillotine him, French Revolution style ๐ช๐.
I got an A in A Level French Revolution history, true story. So I can lead the way ๐๐
2022-06-06 19:30:21 +0000 UTC
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How hot is the guy from this new Good Luck To You Leo Grande film? ๐
I hope he goes full frontal nude in it ๐ค
2022-06-05 18:11:01 +0000 UTC
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So happy Camilla Lรคckberg has a new ๐ out (Trapped) ๐. I'm 7 chapters is and it's amazing already! Swedish crime novels are my other passion. Swedish crime novels and wanking. In no particular order ๐๐คช
2022-06-04 20:02:37 +0000 UTC
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Platty joobz cumshots โ๐๐๐ฆ
God save the Queen etc etc. ๐๐ธ๐๐ฌ๐ง๐
2022-06-03 17:34:31 +0000 UTC
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The 2 most relaxing things known to man if you ask me: a bath, and a wank! Happy bank holiday folks ๐๐โ๐๐
2022-06-02 18:27:01 +0000 UTC
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Platinum jubilee cumshots! ๐ฌ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐ฆ
2022-06-01 19:08:55 +0000 UTC
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I even saw a really hot bin man this morning ๐. I think I would make an excellent talent scout for male models ๐๐คช
2022-05-31 19:34:03 +0000 UTC
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I can almost tap myself on the heel with it sitting in this position- or give myself a foot job! ๐๐ฃ
2022-05-30 16:35:30 +0000 UTC
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Bring on the platinum jubilee bank holiday next week! ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฅณ๐
My favourite royal will always be Price Carl of Sweden though. What a beautiful, beautiful man. I'd love to fuck him ๐๐
2022-05-29 18:36:52 +0000 UTC
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A quick little cumshot first thing to get your Saturday off with a bang! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
2022-05-28 07:36:12 +0000 UTC
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Cum time! ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐๐
Have a fab weekend all ๐๐คช
2022-05-27 16:31:18 +0000 UTC
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For hairy leg lovers and third leg lovers ๐คช๐ฆต๐ผ๐๐๐ฅฐ
2022-05-26 19:49:12 +0000 UTC
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Glad I hoovered before filming this one ๐๐๐๐คช
2022-05-25 16:43:04 +0000 UTC
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Anyone in the mood for a cum shot? ๐๐ฆ๐ซ
2022-05-24 16:27:32 +0000 UTC
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I know to take ancestryDNA.Com results with a pinch of salt. They're probably about as accurate as a Boris Johnson lie detector test result ๐, BUT mine has just updated and I'm now 1% North African - reckon my big dick gene came from that 1%? ๐คช
2022-05-23 19:22:28 +0000 UTC
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Sorry if the last one was grainy, hopefully this one is better
2022-05-22 20:03:20 +0000 UTC
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It's not gonna suck itself ๐๐
2022-05-22 19:12:20 +0000 UTC
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Cock ring and precum galore ๐๐ฆ
2022-05-21 17:02:23 +0000 UTC
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Another contender for my all time biggest cum shot I think! I'd been edging for a while, can you tell!? ๐๐ฆ
2022-05-20 13:04:32 +0000 UTC
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