Eat dessert first. You never know when the world's gonna end..

Eat dessert first. You never know when the world's gonna end ππ π°
2023-05-13 18:50:02 +0000 UTC View PostEat dessert first. You never know when the world's gonna end ππ π°
2023-05-13 18:50:02 +0000 UTC View PostLmao.. Being weird, come join mee! πβ€
2023-05-12 04:45:04 +0000 UTC View PostIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'I' together ππ
2023-05-09 16:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerd flirting: I wish I could select all your clothes and press delete πππ
2023-05-05 18:24:04 +0000 UTC View PostStop undressing me with your eyes! Please... Use your hands π€π
2023-05-03 19:18:48 +0000 UTC View PostJust so you know... You can't say happiness without penis π€«π€π
2023-05-01 16:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostI promise that I will never give up on you or stop giving you orgasms. OMG, autocorrect. I meant hugs ππ
2023-04-29 18:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostAn upskirt a day keeps the doctor away ππ«
2023-04-25 20:41:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf history repeats itself, I am so getting myself a dinosaur! π€π¦π
2023-04-23 16:06:13 +0000 UTC View PostDear you, please stop being so cute. It's distracting me ππ
2023-04-21 19:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostI intend to live foreverrr. So far so good! βΊπ
2023-04-19 17:12:38 +0000 UTC View PostI promise to be good girl for you π₯°β€
2023-04-17 18:54:08 +0000 UTC View PostMy ass is flat. The L is just silent π€π€ π
2023-04-15 22:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe we should kiss a little? I promise I'm good at it ππΌ
2023-04-13 19:43:12 +0000 UTC View PostCan I come take selfies in your bed too? π€βΊπΈ
2023-04-11 18:09:09 +0000 UTC View PostNow, what colour is the grass? π€π±π
2023-04-09 19:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostI wish this was your shirt, I bet you smell so goodd ππ
2023-04-07 19:09:21 +0000 UTC View PostA matching set today! ππβ€
2023-04-05 20:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostAn update of my gym progress πββοΈπ
2023-04-03 21:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostLet's cuddle so I can steal your body heat! βΊπ
2023-04-01 19:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostGet naked. I have a plan! ππ
2023-03-30 17:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou'd look cuter holding my hand but you'd still look good holding this too π€π€π₯°
2023-03-28 18:09:42 +0000 UTC View PostI could totally go for some you right now ππ
2023-03-26 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I'm not dead π π
2023-03-24 17:34:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou're so hot, even my pants are falling for you ππ
2023-03-22 17:43:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm great, in bed. ( I can sleep for days π€«π)
2023-03-20 18:06:03 +0000 UTC View PostO please lord let a cowboy take me away and have his way with me π΄π€ β€
2023-03-18 19:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to join me in the bath? π¦π§Ό
2023-03-16 17:40:02 +0000 UTC View Post