It simply hasn't been weird enough here today. This is just under one minute of me dancing in a GIANT FURRY MASCOT HEAD & completely see through lace romper. (while my cat watches and judges me) I have no words. There are no words. I just need you to know how hard I'm laughing right now. If you buy this, it will only encourage this behaviour.
2022-07-14 22:37:19 +0000 UTC View PostYoga? I'm having a quick stretch in between emails. Let me show you how I fit all this ass in my Lululemon yoga pants. The struggle is real. 2 short video clips and 4 photos straight from my yoga mat on my living room floor. Don't forget to find a moment of peace and stretch today :)
2022-07-14 14:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post
*clears throat* EXCUSE ME this set will go live tomorrow if you behave yourselves ;) Here's the teaser. I'm hyped. This photographer did a lovely job and I can't wait to work with her again.
2022-07-14 01:17:05 +0000 UTC View PostAnother day, another ridiculous Snapchat
2022-07-13 17:04:37 +0000 UTC View PostSIGH OK SO... I woke up this morning with the intention of using the morning light, recording in snapchat and grabbing some screenshots for you guys. Instead what happened was the neighbour AND the mailman both saw me in this tiny school girl outfit, I fell down, I accidentally went off on a plant rant and then provided way too many upskirts with nothing underneath. This video is just over 6 minutes. I should not have drank all that coffee. Anyway, it's priced high because I'm a freaking ADHD mess and it's low key embarrassing. I hope at the very least, it makes you laugh.
2022-07-13 15:18:53 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: Master Chief gives you a lap dance 1 minute 23 second video of me dancing to "Sexy Back" in a master chief halloween costume. A whole lot of booty shaking, bouncing, sweating and laughing. Look guys, I said I wanted it to get weird over here. If anyone actually buys this, I'll know I have found my people.
2022-07-13 10:04:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Ya'll... I thought I was such a baddie for this vanilla photo shoot.... I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEW ONE DROPS. Actually, I'm pretty nervous. But I think you guys will like them :) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee spoiler alert: I have a whole lot more ass now. Hahahahaha
2022-07-13 02:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostA 35 second booty smackin' compilation. I smack my booty at work, in my kitchen (vibing to music), show off the famous TikTok leggings in my bathroom and then a bare handed one at the end. There's nothing I love more than a good smack... but I can never seem to get it right on myself. I'll work on my technique. Hahahaha Let me know if this is the kind of content you want to see. I'm new here :P DMs are always open to suggestions or old school chatting.
2022-07-12 15:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostSo you found my "secret" Only Fans... Welcome! I'll be launching this profile in a couple weeks with a professional photo shoot. Until then, I'll be testing the waters and checking my messages for any requests. Thanks for joining me on this adventure. Let's see how weird we can make it ;) Plz help me with this poll....
2022-07-11 22:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post