I tried “cosplaying” like an AOT character but I couldn’t figure out the straps so I’m never doing this again 😤 Also it’s funny how I have grey underwear on but it’s hard to see the print 🤔 eh 🤷🏻♂️
2021-06-13 02:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostYes, I’m taking my anger out on you 😤 deal with it
2021-06-11 23:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Just chilling in my bed 😪 watching anime. I wish I could be celebrating national SEX day today (6/9) but I have no one to celebrate it with 😔 I hope you’re celebrating it 👉🏻👌🏻 and you should go for another round on behalf of us SINGLE people 😭. Good night I guess 🌙
2021-06-10 05:40:10 +0000 UTC View PostI took this set right after a shower and I was air drying myself to the sun that shines through my window. And I decided to do some poses pretending to be doing missionary with a girl 😏 I will admit some of these poses look odd 😂 but just like you, I was using my imagination #spongebob. I also added some mirror pictures which look better than I thought because of the low quality. And as usual you will NOT being seeing dick here because I censored it with fruits 🍌 and vegetables 🌽 this time so think twice before buying. Also I forgot to include videos on this one 🤦🏻♂️ I forgot. Oh and of course I’m not wearing any clothes And that’s pretty much it. A simple set to kick start the week. And I know people have been asking for more but I’m running out of ideas 😅 I think I might buy those attack on Titan straps if you know what I’m taking about for a future set. But with that said I hope you enjoy this set and remember to drink water you dehydrated, thirsty bitch 😤 have a good day 👏🏻
2021-06-07 23:39:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning 🌞 or should I say.... good afternoon because I always wake up late 😅 I know I’m not the only one though, right?
2021-06-05 22:33:25 +0000 UTC View PostI guess there is a way to workout your dick but I don’t think I’m gonna do it 🤕
2021-06-03 05:08:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I thought about selling this set but I didn’t like the pictures and the place I took them in 🤮 I was gonna caption this “now THIS is a good underwear to sell. Sweaty and smelly”
2021-05-31 11:31:26 +0000 UTC View Post
You ever just throw every piece of clothing into the washing machine, including the clothes you’re wearing, then cook and eat the meal while naked? Just me? 😮 oh, ok😅
2021-05-27 10:49:29 +0000 UTC View Post
It felt so good to get sweaty, sticky and dirty at the gym and then taking a nice refreshing shower 😩 What a great day, don’t you think?
2021-05-25 12:03:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hooray 🙌🏻 I’m no longer have a fever 🤒 and a soar throat 😊 And tomorrow I’m going back to the gym after waiting 3 weeks to heal from my wisdom teeth being extracted 💪🏼 😤 I heard requests to work on my traps and that what I’ll do 💪🏼 and yes ass too 😒 I don’t skip that. Alright bitches remember to drink water and workout 😤 Peace out ✌🏻 have a nice day
2021-05-24 10:32:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at that clean trim🪒 on the chest and stomach. Also trimmed beard a little bit, including the bush 🌳 Let me if I should do a quick set after taking a shower and air drying myself? (Which is what I did here ☀️)
2021-05-20 11:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been exactly two weeks since my wisdom teeth were extracted and I got one more week of recovery so I can finally go hit the gym and start getting these gainzzz 💪🏼 😤 What should I work on? Please don’t say dick 🤦🏻♂️ you can’t workout your dick, google it. I’ve tried 😂
2021-05-17 23:44:57 +0000 UTC View PostI finally edited this set which I promised a long time ago 🤦🏻♂️ I know, I’m lazy 😪 but anyway I said I would do a set copying other bunny suit images I’d find on google but there weren’t many so this is what I came up with. Almost all pictures are of me in a bunny suit showing that 🍆 dick print 😏 in different poses and it might’ve slipped out to the side at one point 😳 (and this time I blurred it out instead of the usual censorship which is like cubes, 🤦🏻♂️ hopefully I don’t regret it) You’ll see lots of ass cheeks 🍑 and wedgies 😖 and I added videos as well of me showing more of the dick print and giving myself a wedgie but this time I went the extra mile and decided to swing my dick around after I took the suit off because ..... idk 🤷🏻♂️ I got cocky I guess because I knew I was gonna blurr it out so you wouldn’t see it (but you can see it in a way 👀) and last video I turned the lights red without the bunny suit on and pretended to be a male stripper I guess 🤷🏻♂️ dancing/thrusting while I cover my junk with my hands 🙌🏻. I raised the price just a little bit 🤏🏻 because gas prices went up 😂..... I’m kidding. I did so because blurring my junk isn’t the same as censoring it with those cubes you’re used to seeing which means you get more of a visual if you know what I mean 👁 👄 👁 That’s all I have to say for this post. Remember to make an informed decision before buying because I don’t want you to feel ripped off 😤 ok? Good, now go drink your fucking water you thirsty, dehydrated bitches!!!!! 💧 😡
2021-05-13 22:49:05 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Mother’s Day? Uh, sure. Here are my small man boobs in honor of the mothers out there 🍒 (and yes, I took this while taking a shit 💩) How’s the view from down there? 👀
2021-05-10 10:04:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone gifted me this apron for my birthday and now I can cook without having to wear any clothes underneath 😏 What should I cook? (Can’t really cook solid food because my jaw still hurts 🦷🤕)
2021-05-08 10:52:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, I’m high on meds and surprisingly I got a slight boner out of it. I don’t know why but the pain on my cheeks (from my face😣🦷) increased and I didn’t want to do much other than sleep and watch anime so I didn’t work on the set I promised. I’ll get it done whenever I feel better. For now just drink some fucking water, will ya? 😤
2021-05-06 10:25:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I got my bottom wisdom teeth removed today and I do not feeling like making content 🤕 But I do have a set which I totally forgot about 🐰. I will post it tomorrow. Alright good night and drink your water
2021-05-04 09:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostOh yeah so I got a massage gun.... 😩
2021-05-03 08:15:43 +0000 UTC View PostWHAT THE FUCK? Why is there more than 10,000 of you? Where did you all even come from? Oh well 🤷🏻♂️ I guess I’ll celebrate with a little dance after a cold shower 🚿 have a good day 👊🏻
2021-04-30 21:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I worked out my legs today and I thought I had the sickest pump ever but 😒 it went away so fast that when I took the picture I got this 🤏🏻 😩 chicken legs forever 😓
2021-04-30 10:37:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Just showered with cold water and I’m drained which means I’m gonna sleep good tonight 😊😪 and I hope this makes your day when you wake up. Good night and good morning.
2021-04-29 12:08:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Having these fucked up joints and sore muscles makes me wanna get a full body massage, suction cups, bones cracked and get needless into my skin 😩🤕 all I could do to make the pain go away is to beat my 🥩 and sleep 😴
2021-04-27 11:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Took a shower and forgot to clean certain areas 😏 it’s looking like you’re gonna have to clean them for me 👅
2021-04-25 06:57:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops I forgot to make a 4/20 post so here you go. Smoke this joint I rolled up 😂 (I don’t smoke)
2021-04-22 21:50:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone said I need to go out more, to the beach or something, let the sun 🌞 hit my skin, get that vitamin D. And to that I say “I can get sunlight in my own room. Hell, I can even spread my butt cheeks so the sun can get in there 💢⭕️ which is way better than going to the beach. Even my dick can get a tan 😊 “ This quick set I took is just a bunch of pictures of me naked (private parts are censored 😤 as you already know) getting some sunlight in areas where the sun can’t reach easily. And I ended up doing some stretches as well since I’m old 👨🏻🦳 so you’ll see some weird poses. Again, you will not see dick 🍆 or butthole 💢 so take that into consideration before buying. I don’t want you to feel ripped off but you will see a lot of skin, ass cheeks and censored dick (which btw I might’ve gone to light on the censorship 🤷🏻♂️ ) All and all, a pretty simple set that you guys will enjoy I’m sure. Alright have a good day 😉 and remember to drink water you horny, dehydrated bitches 😤 💧 💪🏼
2021-04-20 01:40:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s play a game, shall we? In which picture am I wearing underwear? Since a lot of people claim that grey sweat pants really does show the “print” so I’m guessing you could see if I’m wearing underwear or not under the grey sweat pants.
2021-04-17 11:25:53 +0000 UTC View PostJust some food for thought 🤔 💭
2021-04-15 11:50:28 +0000 UTC View Post