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If we could just keep the temperature around 25/26Β°c I think..

If we could just keep the temperature around 25/26Β°c I think I'd live outdoors. Preferably naked, of course. Although I do love the feel of stockings and tights. And who doesn't love see through knickers!?! There is something about fucking in the sunshine that just really does it for me too. Think hubby is a fan too, we're both always horny when the suns out. We spent years of our lives traveling in hot countries, having the most passionate sex, tons of fun sex, and quite a few adventures with many different folks. I think we remember back to those times when the sun comes out, or to be fair, we're both just horny fuckers haha! Hope you have the best orgasm with these photos. If you wanna impress me, film yourself cumming and send it to me!! Gives me something to wank over, hehe!!

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I've got no idea why the sound is so rubbish. Still though, ..

I've got no idea why the sound is so rubbish. Still though, it was a lot of funs to film!! Hope you have fun with it xx

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More fun from last Thursdays jaunt in to the countryside x

More fun from last Thursdays jaunt in to the countryside x

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Masterbation May ended with a bit of fun outdoors. Send me y..

Masterbation May ended with a bit of fun outdoors. Send me your end of May fun, I wanna see how much of a rise I gave ya hehe! xxx

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I know you've been waiting for this one!! Fuck, this is the ..

I know you've been waiting for this one!! Fuck, this is the one I've been waiting for, hehe!! There is something so electric about kissing someone who is exploring a whole new part of themselves. Being the second woman that @foxyviking has kissed made for such a lovely tender moment. Followed by lots of sexy moments, of course. I appreciate so much being able to look back and relive these moments. Hope you're enjoying a glimpse into my bedroom fun πŸ’‹

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Not very far from the big smoke there lay a quiet spot in th..

Not very far from the big smoke there lay a quiet spot in the corner of a meadow. Out of view from, well hopefully fucking everyone!, a couple got a little frisky under the canopy of clouds. She added her chorus to those of the birds and the bees. Really glad summer is showing itself, even if it is just a glimpse. Funny thing about this spot, a decade ago hubby and I visited here and did the same things, only without the cameras, shame. If the weather keeps up I'm heading to the coast. Get an all over tan! Genuinely hope you enjoy these!! πŸ˜‰πŸ’‹

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Hubby and I were out and about in nature today. It got a lit..

Hubby and I were out and about in nature today. It got a little sexy. We found a quite spot. Just hoping it was as quiet as we thought it was! πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ’‹ Way more to follow! Obvs!

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So... Im working in your office. Literally don't wear a bra,..

So... Im working in your office. Literally don't wear a bra, ever. Love my legs in stockings, love it even more when you catch a glimpse of the tops of em. Seems like I only own short skirts too. You see me at the coffee machine and you say hi. The boss always seems to have jobs for me, I'm forever in his office. You think, bitch, she probably slept her way into this job. We bump into each other at the creative bench. This time it's a little more than hi. I catch you peeping at my braless boobies. You go bright red, your face is on fire. I simply smile, lock eyes and walk away (I noticed your bulge btw, hehe!). This goes on for some time. You find out where I like to lunch and one day you pluck up the courage and go to the same place. You keep your headphones in, you're cool like that. You sit a few tables back and glance every so often my way. Im with the usual crowd, we're laughing. From your seat you can see under the table and notice my stockings, then my short skirt - standard. Lost gawking you never noticed my gaze shift. Smiling to myself I uncross my legs and slowly open them. At this point you don't even care if I notice you simply cannot divert your gaze from the slowly opening legs. Just as you catch a flash of my tiny white knickers I put my hand between my legs and wave at you! Theres that red face again. A few weeks later out of know where I grab you pull you into an empty office I push you towards the desk. Flustered you're amazed its me. I close the office blinds and lock the door. You motion towards standing up, and I firmly say don't you fucking move! I walked slowly towards you opening my coat, I pull my top down to reveal my boobs, and open my legs to make my skirt ride up. I slip my knickers off and cover your face with them. I grind on you and kiss you deeply. Every so often pulling your head back and kissing your neck, shoving your face in my chest. You're so so hard at this point you're almost bursting out of your trousers. I release your beast and ride you there and then on the desk. Rocking back and forth so hard you think for sure the entire office is outside the door waiting to fire you. I lean forward and tell you I want you to cum in me, I want you, I want you to fuck me hard and fill me up. Your pace quickens and I know you're about to give me what I want. You're just about to pull out when I grab your hips and make sure you can't pull out. We cum together and I'm squirming on you. I leave you wish my knickers and full of your cum I head back to my desk. You spent the rest of your day in a daze wondering, did anyone hear us??? πŸ’‹

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Its taco Tuesday!! hehe! A very nice fan bought these knick..

Its taco Tuesday!! hehe! A very nice fan bought these knickers. If I'm being honest, I'm not sure if I would have ever bought these myself. OMG! These chain things are intense, they made my clit feel like it had pins and needles. I was cumming with every little touch by the end, very sensitive and very intense. And lots of fun!! Im well and truly looking for more clothes and toys like this, what a treat!! πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ πŸ˜³πŸ˜ˆπŸ’‹

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Went out last night to a kids party. Well it started out as ..

Went out last night to a kids party. Well it started out as a kids party. Hubby and I went along to catch the end of the party and catch up with the hosts and a bunch of friends. Well this is what I wore under a nice party dress, thought I'd grab some photos for my naughty mates, thats you by the way. Well, things took a bit of an unexpected turn around 9pm. We had been chatting, drinking, eating, more drinking, dancing and well flirting. Think it comes naturally to us both. Well we had both been flirting with this one guy. Really handsome, full of life and full of charm. Would later turn out, really good in bed! 😳 Thats right hubby and I went to a kids party and ended up hooking up with someone. He described himself as gay in conversations and he definitely hit it off with hubby. I was totally okay with not being involved if it was them just getting together, but when he grabbed my ass I knew there was something he wasn't being totally truthful about. When he was fucking me I called him out on it too, in a fun way. I whispered in his ear, so you like my pussy then. We all fucked each other senseless and then he had to leave. Poor guy had a shift on a Sunday. SO when I took these photos I though I was off to a kids party, when I put them in the wash this morning it was after a spontaneous threesome haha! What is my life!!! πŸ’‹

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Ready for the next instalment of my intensely sexy experienc..

Ready for the next instalment of my intensely sexy experience with the gorgeous @foxyviking Its safe to say we rocked this lucky guys world!! Do show me how turned on this just made you xxx

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Im still in a bit of a goofy glow when I catch myself dreami..

Im still in a bit of a goofy glow when I catch myself dreaming back to Mondays fun. I'll write a more detailed description over the coming days. But for now enjoy a few photos. Its safe to say I'm absolutely smitten with @foxyviking πŸ˜ˆπŸ’‹

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Today was absolutely fantastic to say the least. I met up wi..

Today was absolutely fantastic to say the least. I met up with a long time crush of mine @foxyviking. Not only was this the first date we've been on in ever so long, but with such a hottie. Im giddy reliving it! Heres a little taste of whats to come. xx

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If London was warmer, like say south of Spain warm, Id just ..

If London was warmer, like say south of Spain warm, Id just be naked all the time. And here is what it would look like. hehe!! Theres just something so freeing about being naked, especially when you're outside of your home. Like at the beach, a restaurant, a sex club β€” although thats a different kind of atmosphere. Being around other people naked is such a delight, everyone has to drop their guard a bit and relax a bit more. You have literally mask to hide behind. Hope you get to experience it sooner rather than later. The London naked bike ride is supposed to be scheduled for August this year, perhaps get your bum down there and ride around the city naked. xx

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Meeeeooooowww!! This cats got claws! x

Meeeeooooowww!! This cats got claws! x

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Im gonna take charge of every element of your next few hours..

Im gonna take charge of every element of your next few hours. You exist to make me cum. To entertain me. To make me cum. To massage me. Oh, and to make me cum! πŸ˜ˆπŸ’‹ (No cucks are permitted to look at this post without begging me first!)

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I want you to sit outside the door while I fuck this guy. Be..

I want you to sit outside the door while I fuck this guy. Before he arrives I want you to help get me ready. Thats right, its not only a male fantasy to be play a bit cuckold, a bit vixen, and a dash of total slut. Whats wrong with a woman knowing what she's wants and asking for it. I feel that nothing is wrong with it. Especially if you're in a secure relationship and you respect how they feel in the process. And to be fair, who wouldn't want a slutty pants for a wife. Probably not everyone, haha!! What would you do if your wife said to you, sit this threesome out. Well, we've never made to the end of a play date without having hubby join in. But we've certainly had quite a few experiences where I tell him, or he requests, to stay out side the bedroom. We've even done it at a hotel bar. The bar staff well knew what was happening to, stayed there with hubby had dinner and breakfast there and now suddenly I'm kissing someone else at the same table as hubby. Then I disappear upstair with him leaving hubby to pay and to grab a drink alone. Teasing him with photos and videos to make sure he knew what he was missing. The result for us from this kind of teasing action is immense. When he is eventually let join in (Except for this one time where I made the guy cum before we had a chance to let hubby in, story for another time, hehe!), So yeah when he gets involved he fucks like an animal. Its a very primal experience. And to be crude, the DVP position is particularly rough/intense/passionate. I'm turned on remembering some of these dates. Probably gonna have a bit of a play with myself this evening hehe!!

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Would you take me out to a beer garden dressed like this? Wo..

Would you take me out to a beer garden dressed like this? Would it turn you on everyone staring at us, staring at my tits hanging out? 😈 β€’ Our first β€˜me-et’ (that’s what the UK swingers call a date, I prefer date) was in a pub beer garden. He was a cheeky London lad, think cockney only not the movie style cockney, a real person style. β€’ We were nervous, having never done anything like this before and we just jumped in head first. As we always do. Luckily, he turned up, we later found out that’s a thing, not turning up. He was handsome, charming and had lots of funny stories of his adventures. β€’ We kissed. And honestly the excitement was so overwhelming that I nearly came in my knickers. I was instantly soaked. There I was kissing another man for the first time in years. In-front of my husband. I was loving it. Turned to hubby and I could see the smile on his face, I knew he loved it. I put my hand on his cock, over his jeans, we were in public after all. And it was rock solid. β€’ Sadly he had to plans that afternoon. And the date was billed as a social. So who would blame him for not taking the afternoon off work. Hubby and I went home and fucked three times before picking up the kids from school. β€’ We never heard from him again. How funny.

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I was on with my boss yesterday. Told him I wasn’t coming ba..

I was on with my boss yesterday. Told him I wasn’t coming back to the office any time soon. And that he should pay me more hehe!!

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Every cloud and all that... Had a little whoopsie in my car..

Every cloud and all that... Had a little whoopsie in my car the other day. Only went and received a brand new jag as a courtesy car. Seems rude not to have some fun with it. Hehe!! πŸ’‹

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Do you think my neighbours tell their friends about us? Haha..

Do you think my neighbours tell their friends about us? Hahaha!!! I mean over the past 4 summers or so, they've had us having naked hot tub parties, wild sex in the bedroom where there's only a relatively thin wall separating the two houses, garden parties that got all together way to flirty, and way to naked... And probably lots more besides. Would you want me as a neighbour? Think about that carefully haha!!

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Hope you're having a great end to your week. This weekend ma..

Hope you're having a great end to your week. This weekend marks the last in a run of three where the kids have been home from school. Putting the snuggle to make naughty content, or even be naughty in general. Its been amazing to have them home without the pressure of home schooling. Its amazing what a bit of a change of mindset can do. Theres no difference in them being home now to being home for the previous year, only how we perceived it. Wonder how many other times how we perceive/d things has influenced the outcome of a situation. Has increased, or hopefully, decreased the amount of stress in your life. Im constantly asked by folks not in the lifestyle how do we not get jealous. How could you not get jealous when you see your husband fucking another woman, when he gets a message to say your out on a date and its more than likely you'll be fucking by the end of that date. And I've recently realised, besides the fact that I repeat myself a lot, hehe! That its how its perceived that matters. If I thought any act was done to hurt someone my reaction would be one of a wound. But I know that what hubby and I do is and act of togetherness, for him and I. But also, that its an act of fun. The emotion is there, but its different. Love is almost reserved and preserved for us and us alone. In the lifestyle however, you make very close friends very quickly. How could you not, most of the time you've seen them in very compromising positions and still came back for more. If thats not a validation of a new friendship I don't know what is. What does this all mean, fuck knows. Just some ramblings of a hotwife swinger woman. But maybe if there's anything in there, perhaps if we perceive things positively first, and until proven otherwise we can smile more, fight less, and maybe even fuck more!!! hehe! xx

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These boots where bought for me by one of you lovely fans. N..

These boots where bought for me by one of you lovely fans. Never in a million years would I have ever thought that such a place existed. Where I can connect with like minded(Dirty minded) individuals and couples, and make some really amazing new friends. Anyway that probably detracts from the smut I just posted, hehe! Cum, be happy, make someone else happy. Its important to pass it on you know. Send me a snap/video of you enjoying yourself to these videos. Big hugs!! x

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Wanna be really goofy for the afternoon? We could end up on ..

Wanna be really goofy for the afternoon? We could end up on a blanket in the park. Leaning on a tree. On the beach.... I'll let you fill in the rest. Tell me in the comments, or privately, how the rest of our day would play out πŸ’‹

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Am I your good little slut? Did you cum on my arse?

Am I your good little slut? Did you cum on my arse?

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I try to get a few exercise sessions each week. To be honest..

I try to get a few exercise sessions each week. To be honest, I don't normally make it to the end of anything over 30 minutes. Its really funny, never have I seen, or felt a more body positive crowd than the swinger lifestyle. Its not 100% like that of course, but there's a really high percentage of folks who just accept themselves and other for just who they are. You cannot really put a value on how much that adds, positively, to my life. I feel that's one of the greatest draws for folks, making them return over and over again. Theres almost an instant bond formed when you me-et someone new, and it deepens when you get a chance to get together again. Whats that got to do with this video? Well, I 100% wouldn't have even set up a fans account if it wasn't for how great both hubby and a bunch of lifestyle lovelies made me feel about myself. We need more of that in the vanilla world. Life someone up, don't put them down. You never know, you may just be walking off to their wobbly bits later that day hehe!! So that's your homework. Do something and say something nice about someone before the weekends finished. x

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Happy titty Tuesday! πŸ’‹

Happy titty Tuesday! πŸ’‹

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This is probably one accurate/real examples of how hubby and..

This is probably one accurate/real examples of how hubby and I fuck when we're alone. The most typical rhythm, pace, and just how different we are pace wise at reaching the point of no return. If you listen closely you can hear some of the dirty talk between us. πŸ’‹

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Anticipation. Its the hottest sensation. Knowing that somet..

Anticipation. Its the hottest sensation. Knowing that something amazing is just about to happen. Maybe you're heading out to a club, maybe just a local pub, a weekend at theirs, a nice hotel. Maybe its someone you know 'very' well, or the delight of getting to know someone new. The first touch, the first smile, the first knowing glance in your direction. The thoughts running through my head as Im getting ready to are responsible for some of the most rewarding hits of adrenaline and dopamine. I love 'the lifestyle'. Knowing that Im doing my hair, makeup, picking out some sexy lingerie. Maybe hubby has picked out for tonights adventure. Knowing that whoever you're about to me-et are likely having a similar experience. They could be at a nice hotel, or we could. It keeps building. Whats she wearing. How does he smell, how does he taste A drink arrives, either bubbles or a light gin. The smell of freshly showered hair signing on the irons hits you. Followed by the satisfying bitterness of your first drink. It building, so much so you're light headed from just one drink. Music, you're rocking to the rhythm and your mind wanders back to whats ahead. Hope they good kissers. Cannot wait for her to kiss me down my neck while I stare straight at her other half. Im positively wet now. And, Im not even dressed yet....

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I think Im quite kind to all you feet and ass lovers!! πŸ’‹

I think Im quite kind to all you feet and ass lovers!! πŸ’‹

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