Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what ..

Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An Alarm Clock
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An Alarm Clock
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
Nine Years
What's a single-digit number with no value?
0
What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).
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2025-01-11 05:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostI am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
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2025-01-11 03:47:11 +0000 UTC View PostIf you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
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2025-01-11 01:47:05 +0000 UTC View PostI saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.I think he must be plotting something.
2025-01-11 00:06:28 +0000 UTC View PostIf a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?
977 animals (100 x 2 = 200; 200 + 800 = 1000; 1000 – 23 = 977)
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
How do you spell COW in thirt een letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age.
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock-tor.
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS.
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
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