Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in..
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
2025-01-07 12:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer ..
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
2025-01-07 10:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostDoctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
2025-01-07 08:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post”Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in Franc..
”Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
2025-01-07 05:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostMy colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Semina..
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
2025-01-07 03:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostAtheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
2025-01-07 02:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostHe drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a M..
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends...
2025-01-07 01:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
2025-01-07 00:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostA man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dai..
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
2025-01-06 23:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would..
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
2025-01-06 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided a..
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
2025-01-06 21:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu..
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
2025-01-06 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostAir used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. Y..
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
2025-01-06 19:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn..
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
2025-01-06 18:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarte..
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
2025-01-06 17:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
2025-01-06 16:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out t..
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
2025-01-06 15:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wan..
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
2025-01-06 14:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
2025-01-06 13:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero..
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
2025-01-06 12:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t..
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
2025-01-06 05:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see ..
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
2025-01-06 03:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
2025-01-06 01:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostHow you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
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Play the wheel of whore-tune💙Fortune favors the flirty!😜2 sp..
Play the wheel of whore-tune💙
Fortune favors the flirty!😜
2 spins for $10
5 spins for 20
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
2025-01-05 21:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
2025-01-05 19:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
2025-01-05 17:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostCan February March? No, but April May!
Can February March? No, but April May!
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