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2025-01-03 14:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
2025-01-03 14:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
2025-01-03 13:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostI'm writing a book about glue, but I'm stuck on the first chapter.
2025-01-03 12:19:05 +0000 UTC View PostStop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
2025-01-03 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
2025-01-03 08:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
2025-01-03 06:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
2025-01-03 04:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
2025-01-03 02:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhat vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
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2025-01-02 20:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostA man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
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2025-01-02 14:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone stole my pants. Now I’m running around in briefs.
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They told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, “What’s the big deal? I’m already a grammar reaper!”
2025-01-02 08:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
2025-01-02 06:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
2025-01-02 04:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostDungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will you use eyes of charming to placate me or perhaps you have a different approach to besting me 😏
2025-01-02 02:19:04 +0000 UTC View PostDates are funny. First they tell you they’re busy and then six months later they’re asking why you never call.
2025-01-02 02:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostI went to the doctor about my kleptomania. He said I have to take something for it.
2025-01-02 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostThey told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, “What’s the big deal? I’m already a grammar reaper!”
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2025-01-01 20:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post