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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetab..

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What do you call a contact language used by people taking pu..

What do you call a contact language used by people taking public transportation? A passenger pidgin!

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Did you hear about the depressed pachyderm? He felt irreleph..

Did you hear about the depressed pachyderm? He felt irrelephant to the people around him.

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Why are noses in the middle of your face? They like to be the scenter of attention.

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Did you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a..

Did you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a no-bell prize?

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RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.

RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.

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Guy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder...

Guy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder. Bartender says, “Don’t start anything!”

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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical Conditioning!

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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? De-b..

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? De-brie went everywhere

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How do Greek people navigate their way to lunch? By using Gyros-scope! 🤣

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The breast I can do for underboob

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I  just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have co..

I  just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

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What’s the best courier company to send parcels of food to f..

What’s the best courier company to send parcels of food to former lovers? Fed Ex!

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Did you hear about the group of boats which crushed each oth..

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Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. also side note, this set was named River of Dreams after the Billy Joel song

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Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analyzed a bird?..

Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analyzed a bird? Yeah, it’s Scandinavian.

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