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2024-04-06 03:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who broke open his piggy bank? Yeah, he really beat it centsless.
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2024-04-06 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
2024-04-05 23:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a contact language used by people taking public transportation? A passenger pidgin!
2024-04-05 22:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the depressed pachyderm? He felt irrelephant to the people around him.
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2024-04-05 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are noses in the middle of your face? They like to be the scenter of attention.
2024-04-05 19:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear that the inventor of the Knock Knock joke got a no-bell prize?
2024-04-05 18:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostRIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
2024-04-05 17:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostGuy walks into the bar with jumper cables over his shoulder. Bartender says, “Don’t start anything!”
2024-04-05 16:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical Conditioning!
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2024-04-05 14:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the fork factory with inconsistent quality control? It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines.
2024-04-05 11:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? De-brie went everywhere
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2024-04-04 19:11:45 +0000 UTC View PostI just burned a Hawaiian pizza I was making. Should have cooked it at aloha temperature!
2024-04-04 19:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the best courier company to send parcels of food to former lovers? Fed Ex!
2024-04-04 18:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the group of boats which crushed each other against their mooring structure? Yet another casualty of pier pressure.
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2024-04-04 15:38:30 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the Norwegian robot that analyzed a bird? Yeah, it’s Scandinavian.
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