Getting hot n sweaty today~<3

Getting hot n sweaty today~<3
2023-06-28 05:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning yoga to start my day and yours. Let’s get motivated and horny together!!
2023-06-26 13:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat the (and I cannot stress this enough) fuck. Did I just read? I don’t know whether I should be turned on or terrified after reading this erotic (and imo brutal at times) take on the classic Alice in Wonderland.
Started off great with a beautiful cover, great writing, caterpillar sex, and went down hill with the villainous Cheshire Cat wanting to own Alice and her body. I can’t write half the bad stuff that happened in this book because of OF policy & banned words. I almost dropped this book multiple times but I powered through it and wow.
I read it so you guys didn’t have to.
Book includes: Caterpillar X Alice sex, Cheshire Cat X Alice, a threesome, bisexual character, drUgs, trippy scenes, shape shifting, mUrder, egg laying, and uhhhhh so much involuntary and borderline involuntary scenes.
Monsterly Yours book 8: Goblin Candy.
If you enjoy some gothic, Victorian, horror taste to your fantasy romance I would highly recommend checking out this quick Halloween read.
The goblin from the unicorn book gets his own romantic tale.
Candy is a goth girl who loves Halloween but doesn’t want to look like a soul sucking succubus 24/7 she loves her horror pj’s and Living Dead tees as much as every other gothic babe.
When her horror hating boyfriend decides to call it quits until she can “Get the Halloween out of her system” (as if it wasn’t her lifestyle) she decides she’s going to go all out this year and do it all. From Zombie Walks with her bestie, to Haunted bake sales, and Haunted Houses. She’s doing it & in her wicked costumes too!
Grimsal is a male goblin in his prime. He loves sweets especially the seductive ones from the human world so he decides to take a little holiday for himself. Little does he know he lands smack down in the middle of the best candy celebration of all Halloween.
He's absolutely enthralled with the macabre holiday that celebrates life & death, fear & laughter, and an all-you-can-eat buffet of human sweets. He never expected he’d see her. His mate that fate lead him right to and oh boy is he excited to begin his courtship and hunt for her. Let the games begin!
When Candy’s introduced to a charming goblin that sets her body and heart ablaze she’s elated that he’s interested in all things sexy scary and can not only keep pace with her love for Halloween but actively participate and bring more to the table! Together they partake in a mating ritual that takes them on a journey of discovery, self-worth, passion, love, and acceptance.
Monsterly yours book 7: Trick or Orc.
If you love a Halloween romance don’t miss checking this one out of the library!
This story follows Lynn’s friend Kassie.
There’s no danger in this book thankfully!
Kassie is going through a messy divorce, an absentee father who can’t even bother to call, and small-town gossip that leaves her kids hurting, she decides that it’s time for a fresh start and to take her best friend up on that job offer to help out at the cafe in the fae realm. Now as a newly divorced single mother of three starting fresh isn’t easy for her or the kids but she makes it work with a new home, a steady job, and a pastry chef Orc that she can’t take her eyes off!
Garval has hung up his battle ax in exchange for the warm comforts of a cozy kitchen in his own bakery within Lynn’s cafe “The spiced pumpkin”. He still desires what other orca do, a mate and kids but he can’t stop thinking about the human female he met last Halloween that teases his mating instincts. He can’t have her and yet when she begins working in the cafe next to him, he can’t take his eyes off her either. He knows she’s the one and he’s patient enough to let her figure it out on her own.
Second chances are never too late, one is never too old to find their mate!
This couple is sweeter than a pumpkin spiced latte in all the right ways that’ll have you finishing the book in a single serving size and wanting more!
Monsterly Yours book 6: How to claim a human mate.
I absolutely loved this slow burn romance that brings us back to the Orc village and to Bodi’s courtship story!!
Lynn was betrayed by her husband, he divorced her because he wanted a younger wife. She wants a fresh start. Away from an overly controlling man. What better way than to close down her shop in the human realm, pack up, and reopen her coffee shop across the veil in an orc village?
Bodi is the confident, cool, handsome cousin of the Chieftain and he’s also the head of the guard. He becomes the self-appointed guide and protector to the Human female Lynn. (And suitor)
From Lynn’s viewpoint, this is a bit of a slow burn. Bodi has no doubts, but has to work hard to get past those barriers Lynn has in place. With the help of his eccentric outfits leaving little to the imagination this story will have you laughing and feeling the Halloween spirit during this warm hearted romantic comedy.
Welcome to Cafe MooMoo!! Want a milkshake or some cookies? We guarantee the sweetness!
2023-06-22 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostMonsterly Yours book 5: Unicorns Mare.
The lonely unicorn from the first book gets his own. I was impressed by the references to “the last unicorn” in this little tale. It’s not as steamy as I was hoping for it to be but the story is captivating with its depth and layers that makes it easy to digest in a single read.
The female lead in this series is a total bitch and not in a good way. She’s heartbroken, jaded, and is tired of feeling abandoned which had me feeling pretty sorry for our male lead at times.
Our unicorn was looking for love in all the wrong places until going to the human world. It’s love at first sight for him. He knows he needs her but how does he convince HER That she needs HIM? A sweet and devoted male who I personally thought deserved a better female heroine to devote his heart to.
This book is on the bottom of my list in comparison to other books from this series. It should’ve been one read for me but I just kept shelving it because of the FL and her constant complaining. It was rough and while the ending was good, I still wanted and expected better.
Is anyone interested in seeing me drip and lick up whipped honey with chocolate?
2023-06-21 13:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostMonsterly yours book 4: Pixie’s Queen.
Just looking at the cover I’m sure you can tell that YES, this IS a reverse harem story (MMMMF) the pacing in this book can get a bit rough but it’s a wonderful sweet & spicy tale!
The troll bride introduced pixies, the werewolves maté introduced witches. Put them together and you get this book that elaborates on both.
The FL Orenda was born into a witches family but doesn’t carry the power herself it seems. On an antiquing adventure she stops by a whimsical little store and within that store she comes across a medallion that reacts to a magical talisman her grandmother bequeaths her. So what happens? The talisman/medallion activated a portal, sucked her away into another plane of existence (our Troll universe!), and shrunk her! Now what?
We’re introduced to a quad of hive brothers who have pretty much given up hoping to attract a queen. Except one, Shavish (the alpha of the group) is CONVINCED this year would be their year. They only have two options. Disband their hive OR participate in the absolute LAST mating flight they agree upon. But when the four agree to participate in the last mating flight, Dazi finds & rescues Orenda who becomes “elated” on the four's collective pheromones and pixie powder. She has an immaculate 0rgy with these handsome pixies but it wasn’t just a one-night-stand it’s now happily-ever-after!?
She wants to go back to the human realm, they need their queen, now you you need to read the rest to find out how she solves the dilemma on her hands. 😈💕
I’m naked in the kitchen and ready for you. 😜💕
2023-06-20 13:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostMonsterly Yours Book 3: Werewolf’s Mate.
Wowza unlike the last two books this one is far creepier and darker than usual. This book gave me chills even though I knew the ending would be pleasant. Werewolves wear glamours during their hUnts for mates around full moons.
We’re introduced to Awarl, our Male Lead (& his pals) who traveled cross portal (across the Veil) in the human's world donning his fae glamor of a very sexy man who's, let’s be honest here, is there just to get his rocks off. However in Awarl's case, he accidentally bonds with Ana a wayward witch during a steamy night of sexual release that had him absolutely howling! In the attempt to rid himself of such an attachment, he realizes that this female was meant to be his mate on a cosmic level.
The writer does add realism to this book (people DO die while others live on and suffer with the scars unfortunately) this is a dark fantasy mystery murder adventure that’ll have you clawing at the edge of your seat.
Some pics before I hope in the bath 😝
2023-06-19 13:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostMonsterly Yours Book 2: Troll Bride.
While the Orc wife book was more sex over story, this one is more story than sex.
Kate is a strong single mother doing her best for her daughter (who will steal your heart with her crazy antics)
The Troll’s name is Cavek and he’s a prince looking for his own special mate-bond. He isn’t a Troll like you’re used to reading since trolls are magical beings in this universe.
This book has it all! Emotions, drama, action, comedy, danger, war, trauma and overcoming it. I loved watching Cavek and his attempts at courting Kate. It’s a rich storyline that’ll have you craving for more.
TW for SA, but it isn't particularly detailed and isn't between love interests, thank God. If I remember right, there’s also a scene where drUgs are involved.
Nude blonde bending over for ya
2023-06-17 13:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! It’s time to dish out some more book reviews and I sure hope you’re as excited as I am!!
S.J. Sander’s has become a favorite author of mine between her witty characters to her phenomenal world building. Her “Monserly Yours” romance series is another absolute must read!
Orc culture is quite interesting and romantic in this series 💕
We love a a good patient, strong, brutish and alpha male vibe of a leader!
As for her? Well, she has a feisty spirit and an immature at times personality. Yet her broken heart will be mended by the whimsical other side of the Vale and this Orc.
This book does have themes of bondage and the FL being taken away by the Orc.
I’ll be your lucky rabbits foot~
2023-06-17 01:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostThis Easter rabbit lingerie is absolutely precious 💕
2023-06-16 13:01:39 +0000 UTC View PostDuskwalker Brides book 2: A soul to heal It’s got tension, drama, suspense, danger, action, passion, overcoming trauma, and so much emotion!
Delora is wonderful. She’s kind, compassionate, and caring but she too has her dark thoughts, insecurities, depression, and traumas. She needs healing and time.
Nameless is a Mavka. A monster. Dangerous, fearsome, and deadly just like his kin. He lacks humanity and can be thoughtlessly immature at times but his overpowering curiosity like a moth to a flame and his strong determination to be better is rewarding. The monster behind those green eyes is caring, patient, considerate and fiercely protective. His innocence, his eagerness to learn and his constant wonder were so endearing to read about.
After seeing how good Reia is for Orpheus, all Nameless wants is his own mate and a name. When Delora falls from the sky landing on top of him not only does he get a bride of his own and her soul to protect, but he also gets a name. He plans to devote himself to her completely; offering his bride everything she has ever wanted but never got - loyalty, affection, protection and pleasure.
Their journey to happiness won’t be an easy one as it’s filled with twists and turns, challenges, self discovery, healing, and acceptance. A rollercoaster of emotions to read but well worth adding it to your “monster fucker” collection.
Don’t be silly and wrap your Willy!
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Duskwalker Brides book 1: A soul to keep.
If you fantasized about the anime/manga the ancient magus bride, this one’s for you. A slow burn beauty and the beast story that kept me entertained and at the edge of my seat.
Monsters, demons, magic, tension, danger, action, drama, suspense, twists & turns, wonderful characters, and blazing hot passion.
Reia is an outcast. A cursed woman in her village that can’t wait to sacrifice her. She’s a strong willed girl with a courageous heart. Feisty and quite stubborn at times.
Orpheus Is a Duskwalker. An apex-predator of the Veil. Deadly, fearsome, vicious. What lurks beneath his monstrous appearance is a make you wouldn’t expect honest, considerate, patient, gentle and fiercely protective. A creature who’s been misunderstood and hurt.
Each one will prove that expectations are seldom the truth to reality. Not everything is as they seem. Reia isn’t like other sacrificial offerings that Orpheus has been gifted. Orpheus may be a monster but he will go through whatever lengths possible to make sure she’s comfortable, safe, protected. Even if that means she’s protected from him.
What started as a monster and an offering, soon became something so much more and watching their relationship grow was an absolute delight. The more time they spend together, the harder to ignore the passionate flames of desire between them.
Was supposed to enjoy a day out but the venue was waaay too dangerously flashy for my epilepsy so here’s some selfies of my make up~
2023-06-14 13:02:10 +0000 UTC View PostWent bra shopping cause most of my bras don’t fit anymore but I didn’t find anything cute so here’s some dressing room selfies 🥲💕
2023-06-14 01:02:40 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning!! These berries were so delicious but they stained my lips haha
2023-06-13 13:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post