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quick lil titty drop in the jeep ๐Ÿ˜›

quick lil titty drop in the jeep ๐Ÿ˜›

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mummys gettin a little glow - summer is coming ๐Ÿ˜ โ˜€๏ธ

mummys gettin a little glow - summer is coming ๐Ÿ˜ โ˜€๏ธ

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Femdom BLISS - Youre here because you must like dominant wom..

Femdom BLISS - Youre here because you must like dominant women .. otherwise youre in the wrong place .. so why else ?

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Roleplay w titty tease - POV Lonely horny gf misses you ๐Ÿ˜ž

Roleplay w titty tease - POV Lonely horny gf misses you ๐Ÿ˜ž

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this guy was a menace ๐Ÿ˜‚ id like to speak to whoever kept wri..

this guy was a menace ๐Ÿ˜‚ id like to speak to whoever kept writing this character into the show ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿญ

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WELP here it is the video youve all been waiting for โ˜ ๏ธ part..

WELP here it is the video youve all been waiting for โ˜ ๏ธ part 3 of โ€œvlogs/cobras grievances or whateverโ€ - at the end i misclicked and it cut off but i was saying THIS IS NOT THERAPY (or fap material) - this is pretty far from it but unfortunately the resources available to society are inadequate so we go rogue and here we are

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I rarely make videos like this and rarely send out mass dms/..

I rarely make videos like this and rarely send out mass dms/PPV but CHECK UR DMS for this clip ๐Ÿค— -7 min in the bathtub, slippery, running makeup, stuggling to stuff this monstrosity inside myself- go see how far I got ! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ›€

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RICK AND MORTY SYNAPTIC DAMPENER - PICKLE RICK BLOWJOB/DROOL..

RICK AND MORTY SYNAPTIC DAMPENER -
PICKLE RICK BLOWJOB/DROOL GOONER ROLEPLAY
***ALT GARAGE VERSION ***
I redid it !! lol its JUST the garage and some portals and I like this better its less distracting and now that I unlocked this new overlay function I have SO many more ideas ! loved making this n you get to see the process yay so fun for u innit

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RICK AND MORTY SYNAPTIC DAMPENER PICKLE RICK BLOWJOB/DROOL ..

RICK AND MORTY SYNAPTIC DAMPENER
PICKLE RICK BLOWJOB/DROOL GOONER ROLEPLAY

OK the editing is a mess I really tried ๐Ÿ˜‚ might be time to take a few editing classes haha expectation vs reality did not line up but im happy enough w this and maybe ill redo the concept cuz in hindsight the whole thing could have been in ricks garage and I woulda saved hours of my life figuring out overlay so if I redo this clip that'd prob what it will be but I really wanted the portal/galaxies in there๐Ÿ˜„I had a vision and made it way more complicated for myself - story of my life - I learned some new editing features! ๐Ÿง  aha moments but I scrapped the original version it had TOO many special effects that it gave me nausea and dizziness just from editing ๐Ÿ˜† I took out the visualizers and put some portal/galaxy stuff and also stills - first one is from morty finding the d*ath crystal where he sees his future and must end up w Jessica, the next one if from "old man and the seat" one of my fave episodes and the last is ofc ricks garage I didn't want any flashy visuals at the end to distract from PICKLE RICK

Honestly this is hardly porn idk it is lol

script inspired by
rick and morty synaptic dampener episode where jerry tries to get rick ass-ass-innated on the whirly dirly
Radioheads "fitter happier"
lobotomies, TMS and electroconvulsive therapy
Nurse Ratchet, Ken Kesey
doing psychedelics a couple hundred times

ngl I got sad writing this/ listening to the audio because this procedure does not exist, I made it up lol unless you count a blowjob as "the procedure" LOL

Special shout out to @xdrakkenx the pickle rick glass piece was hand blown by the best glass custom blower in Vegas! @xdrakkenx

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so I have a rick and morty tattoo lol ik im such a toolbag ๐Ÿ˜..

so I have a rick and morty tattoo lol ik im such a toolbag ๐Ÿ˜ c137 is the multiverse original rick is from- some think its for CESIUM-s137 which is the radioactive waste emitted from a nuclear meltdown (he is a โ€œtoxicโ€ person)

I was actually born about a 2 hour drive from Chernobyl so i like to think i have radioactive DNA hahaaa (โ€œmidnight at chernobylโ€ best book ever about this topic)

so i wrote a rick and morty script for a mesmerize audio called โ€œsynaptic dampenerโ€ inspired by the episode where jerry tries to get rick murked off on the whirly dirly (iykyk)

i also drew inspiration from the โ€œfitter happierโ€ song by Radiohead and the intended positive effects of brain lobotomy / electro convulsive therapy

i finished the audio and while listening to it i got sad because its an imaginary treatment that i made up haha but i wish it was real!!!

anyhoo look out for this clip tmrw

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not fap material - i present u another comfy casual โ€œvlogโ€ /..

not fap material - i present u another comfy casual โ€œvlogโ€ / rant - a tirade of cobras grievances lol this is a bit political but it pertains to my job and might be prob really ignorant on some stuff maybe to an offensive degree - t its part 2 of the last hour long video about stuff like a manga called inside mari, transwomen breastfeeding, the โ€œincel to trans pipeline manifestoโ€ i found in the depths of the internet and other bitchin n moanin - warning โš ๏ธ if You donโ€™t want to potentially lose your attraction to me then maybe donโ€™t watch this ๐Ÿ˜†

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hi! Ever wondered how I am as a person? pretty insufferable ..

hi! Ever wondered how I am as a person? pretty insufferable ๐Ÿ˜€ jk This is a one hour unedited rant - I have another one im posting later today because frankly Ive got a lot of controversial opinions that I cant post on social media - no makeup no fancy lighting messy hair LOOK AT IT !!! DONT BE AFRAID ๐Ÿคก for those who dont know I used to live stream on BIG0live app and talk for hours during covid but I was kind of addicted to it and eventually burned out ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I started as a streamer and segwayed into filming content which ngl is so much easier lol but I miss sharing my opinions so I will try to do that here consistently

if you didn't see this rant watch it before my next one comes out its sort of a part 2- dont worry this page is not going to turn into me bitching about sociopolitical garbage im just adding it in like a yummy little neurotic cherry on top ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ˜Š also keep in mind English is not my first language yes im very fluent but I often misspeak, im forgetful, contradict myself and im always h*gh out of my gourd ๐ŸŒฒ

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more brat/stepsis/student stuff or more mommy/milf/older stu..

more brat/stepsis/student stuff or more mommy/milf/older stuff? Yes i know - more everything!! lol

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U Won't Last 60Seconds PLAYING THIS GAME !! ๐Ÿ˜ JOI You'll h..

U Won't Last 60Seconds PLAYING THIS GAME !! ๐Ÿ˜ JOI

You'll have 60 seconds of this 7 minute clip to stroke ! you can stroke however you want but ONLY WHILE im counting ! I'll throw in a few strokes here and there where you follow my hand but otherwise this 60 second cum countdown is up to you whether you can control your cum or not and blow your load on time ! oh btw its not real "seconds " its Cobra seconds they're sporadic and I might forget what number I was on lol

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FEMDOM HUMILIATION POV Theres no such thing as dominant wo..

FEMDOM HUMILIATION POV

Theres no such thing as dominant women ! Theres just women like me who can SMELL the BITCH inside of YOU. You might be good at disguising is for a bit but sooner or later your hard shell will crack and ur mushy soft weak beta bitch interior will shine through uncontrollably .. I can tell youre a beta bitch from a mile away lol I can read men like you like the back of my hand, easy work pushing you aside to find the REAL alphas ! you cant fool me little beta ๐Ÿ˜†

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you guys ... I might have to get braces ๐Ÿ˜ฌ would that be cute..

you guys ... I might have to get braces ๐Ÿ˜ฌ would that be cute?

I currently have Invisalign and am really bad about being consistent because I it looks funny and I have to talk w a lisp - I worry because I cant see myself making mummy/ therapist content w braces haha ...

id have to do more student stepsis babysitter brat stuff which is still really fun but doesn't do nearly as well - I can always do mummy content when im older, I cant do student/ step sis forever so maybe this will encourage me to make more now while I still kinda "fit the role" ... it would only be about a year and a half of brace face but I dontttttt wannaaaa ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜‚ I think I will have to this year .. so like this post if u think braces are cute cuz im nervous to get them ๐Ÿฅน

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COCKSUCKING POV would you suck a dick for me ? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

COCKSUCKING POV

would you suck a dick for me ? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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50 SHADES OF SISSY What kind of sissy are you ? Are you th..

50 SHADES OF SISSY

What kind of sissy are you ? Are you the boss babe, pencil skirts white button ups Sarah Palin with glasses type? or maybe youre a glamorous classy sophisticated sissy? Maybe youre a bimbo and love pink and sparkles and lace? maybe youre a hot mess sissy with a raggedy wig, messy makeup, slutty, trashy disheveled and willing to get whored out with no respect for yourself ? Maybe it depends on your slutty sissy mood? ๐Ÿ’… ๐Ÿ‘ธ ๐Ÿ’„ ๐Ÿ‘— ๐Ÿ‘ 

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CAGED COCKS are my FAVE ๐Ÿ˜

CAGED COCKS are my FAVE ๐Ÿ˜

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7 minutes of TITTIES ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿˆ

7 minutes of TITTIES ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿˆ

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Hi everyone so I make myself T shirts that I think are funny..

Hi everyone so I make myself T shirts that I think are funny for my own wardrobe because its easy and fun - I have some old shirts I made for myself years back like one that says "legalize shrunken heads/my body my choice" - for now its just lots of SpongeBob and random garbage dumps but It will hopefully make u laugh

https://cobracummander.creator-spring.com

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Brat Girl GOONER Addiction - full nude ๐Ÿ˜˜ edit ** LOL @ the h..

Brat Girl GOONER Addiction - full nude ๐Ÿ˜˜ edit ** LOL @ the half empty wine bottle - wasn't me ๐Ÿ˜ btw DECOY makes some of the best wine js

Ive always been a mean rude bratty girl - I just cant help it ! its who I am, and you love that , watch me rub my pussy and tease you while you goon.. edge stroke and pump for me .. you will never have the satisfaction of attaining me and the same goes for your orgasm ... never cumming always edging! SO close, so far away ! just as I am here in front of you on this screen ..

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SPH COCK COMPARISION - you vs the guy she told you not to wo..

SPH COCK COMPARISION - you vs the guy she told you not to worry about ๐Ÿ˜‚

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CEI for MUMMY JOI Cum in your hands and Lap It up for me my..

CEI for MUMMY JOI

Cum in your hands and Lap It up for me my love โค๏ธ

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HOTWIFE CHEATING CONFESSION- CUCKOLD ROLEPLAY - I confess t..

HOTWIFE CHEATING CONFESSION- CUCKOLD ROLEPLAY
- I confess to cheating on you !

POV I was out ALL night partying and drinking and I accidently cheated on you .. Im so sorry my love! It was a mistake I swear ... I was thinking about you the whole time! ... wait .. you like it ? Are you sure ? Yes he was really hot actually and fucked me so good ๐Ÿคค .... You want to hear the details ?? no I dont think you do lol .. your feelings might get hurt... you think it's sexy ?? Wow I had no idea .. that's a relief! Ummmm you want to know if his dick was bigger?? The truth might hurt babe but ok... if you insist I guess ill tell you ๐Ÿ˜†

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ok so this JOI was gonna be SO GOOD but I accidentally delet..

ok so this JOI was gonna be SO GOOD but I accidentally deleted the first minute or ๐Ÿ˜ญstill viewable but instructions unclear

its SIMON SAYS but MOMMY SAYS - everyone knows this game (if u dont google it ) so if you mess up the punishment is no touching and to skip an instruction and play the next one

Im wearing my actual mommy's dress from the 90s ! it looks so cute on me ๐Ÿ˜

also that's a photo of the "challenger" behind me before it blew up which is symbolic to your rocket blowing up - Ive actually had this print for over 15 years ! irony

im going to redo this video same location and style but I still wanted to share this even as a "blooper" - still fap worthy

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i promised to show my tinder account in my โ€œreviewing tinder..

i promised to show my tinder account in my โ€œreviewing tinder profilesโ€ video and forgot ๐Ÿ˜† typical, here it is lol I am not currently dating - mummys busy- so i only downloaded it to show u guys ๐Ÿ˜ and yes i did make a british guard laugh !! it was over a decade ago and im v proud of that

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SPH CHASTITY REMOVAL + JOI rewatching this made me laugh S..

SPH CHASTITY REMOVAL + JOI

rewatching this made me laugh SO hard, I dont write scripts so I surprise myself w what comes outta my mouth sometimes lol

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INCEL to SISSY PIPELINE BETA LOSER HUMILIATION - a social co..

INCEL to SISSY PIPELINE BETA LOSER HUMILIATION - a social commentary ๐Ÿ˜‚

Think about it .. makes sense doesn't it ? Let me explain...

***WARNING โš ๏ธ - the truth might hurt .. a lot ๐Ÿ˜

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TPE - TOTAL POWER EXCHANGE - FEMDOM SUBMISSIVE SLAVE TRAINI..

TPE - TOTAL POWER EXCHANGE -
FEMDOM SUBMISSIVE SLAVE TRAINING
+ REPROGRAMMING

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