Need a seat? I’ve got plenty of room on my lap… if you’re up..

Need a seat? I’ve got plenty of room on my lap… if you’re up for it 🍆
2025-01-27 12:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostNeed a seat? I’ve got plenty of room on my lap… if you’re up for it 🍆
2025-01-27 12:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s team up… I promise I’m way more fun than any multiplayer mode 😏
2025-01-25 07:20:13 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not saying I’m a snack, but I do come with a lot of cheese and a hint of spice. 🧀🔥
2025-01-21 12:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWe stay in and I stay inside you all day. Do you think you can handle that?
2025-01-17 00:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostThese kind of morning is so hard for me to get out of bed. Will you give me a hand?
2025-01-15 09:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: me rushing to open the door for you 😉🏃♂️ Took you long enough
2025-01-13 09:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year, same me… just hotter, stronger, and harder to resist
2025-01-06 09:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostStaying hydrated is easy, but satisfying this kind of thirst? That takes a bold message. Are you up for it? 😏💧
2024-12-23 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis bed is cozy, but it’s not complete. If you think you’d make it better, let’s chat
2024-12-20 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s stopping you? Slide into my DMs like you own the place. I like confidence.
2024-12-18 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling kinda lonely. I could really use a company. Text me
2024-12-16 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know what about me but if i were to be alone with my buddy and they are sitting on the floor right infront of me I would probably drop my pants down and T BAG their face 😂 Does that make me a weirdo? lol
2024-12-13 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostDamn... look like I made a mess. I dare you to lick it all up, message me if you would be my good little cleaner. I have a surprise for you 😉😉😉
2024-12-11 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou can try to ignore this post, but let’s be honest I’m living rent-free in your head right now. Don’t fight it just admit you want some.
2024-12-06 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee in one hand, the world in the other. And no, you can’t sip this unless you’re brave enough to DM me first 😉☕
2024-12-04 09:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI could be your dream come true, or your favorite mistake. It all depends on how bold you are in that DM. Either way, you win. 😏💬
2024-12-02 09:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s my birthday!! but I’m flipping the script. I want to give back to you guys 😜 Slide into my DMs for a real special surprise. 🎁😏 Let’s turn up the heat! 🔥👊
2024-11-29 12:53:55 +0000 UTC View PostI know you’re curious. Don’t be shy. DMs are open, but not for long
2024-11-29 07:22:28 +0000 UTC View PostYou can stop scrolling now, you’ve found what you’re looking for. 😉🔥
2024-11-27 09:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostYou want my attention? Earn it. 😏
2024-11-25 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t see, but I’m still feeling my way to you... Let’s see who’s hiding now. 🫣
2024-11-22 09:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBarely contained in my underwear, imagine what it would look like if you got me hard. 😉
2024-11-18 09:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostSo, what do you think of my riding skills? Think you can last until we both reach the finish line?😏
2024-11-15 09:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWould you still dare challenge me in the ring if I already know how to make you tap out? 😈
2024-11-13 09:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostGrab a fork for all this cake 🍰
2024-11-11 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPrecum saying hi through my tank top 💦
2024-11-08 09:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHop in, let's make a mess together 😈
2024-11-06 09:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostNot a single soft spot on me, it's all rock hard 😏
2024-11-04 09:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post