Soooo, a guy friend of mine was asking for opinions about the best conversation-openers after receiving a match on Tinder. I threw this question out to my daughter and 6 of my girlfriends who regularly use Tinder, but then I got to thinking that you sexy studs might have some great examples of what has worked well for you too!
Sooo, what would YOU say to open up a convo with a hot girl you just matched with on Tinder?
My girlfriends and my daughter agreed that you can’t go wrong if you pay attention to her pictures/bio and use that as a springboard:
- Wow, looks like you travel a lot! What’s your favorite place you’ve been?
- You have a dog/cat? So cute! What kind? What’s their name?
- I see you’re new in town, what brought you to [city]?
- You look amazing in that bar picture. Is that your favorite spot?
- The picture with your mom/sister/niece/nephew is so cute! Are you close?
- I love Netflix too! Haha What’s your favorite show?
What else would you add to this list? Come on guys, I already brag to everyone about how fun you all are…you gotta prove me right!!!
I’ve found that sometimes it’s the little things that enhance your sex life and increase the chances of getting laid. Like skipping on the panties when you’re gonna be out planting together.
What are some things you do (or have done, or will do…depending upon your relationship status) to ignite those sexy vibes?
HAPPY FATHERS DAY to all my DILFs, and future DILFs and dudes with dad’s or father figures!!! I think each of us should cum today in celebration! Who’s in?????? Comment ‘YEEES!’ below after you’ve done the deed!!!!
Go on now….you’ve got some playing to do!!!! If you’re all the sexy studs I’ve hoped and imagined you to be, this post should get more comments than any other so far!!! What are you waiting for???
Headed to my nieces graduation party. I’ll try to sneak you some pics there but it may be challenging. Not that I’d shy away from a challenge! 😈 In the meantime, I’m curious…do you prefer lights on or off during your little fuck-fests?
Does this make you wanna lick ‘em or suck on ‘em? Puh-leeeaaasaee tell me it does!! Not even a little? I’m not saying I want you to or anything. I’m just sayin’, if ya did happen to stumble into me, I’d probably have to catch you with my pillow pets and trap you there for a few while you tried to wiggle your way out. Don’t worry, I cum pretty quickly…you’ll survive. 😉😈
The moment he finally noticed. He glanced over, jumped and said, ‘WHAT the hell am I missing over there??’ I always know he’ll come back to me when the song (or album) ends. I was pretty tempted to just lift my dress over my head and be sitting there stark naked when he glanced my way. Maybe next time. He’ll be in his own little world, picking apart a song, when all of the sudden…bbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzz in the seat next to him 😂😂😂 Oh COME ON!! You know you’ve masturbated in a car before!! At least once!!! Probably today…did anyone masturbate in a car today???? I can tell you what WOULDN’T disappoint me…if I were driving and you pulled out your cock and started playing with it. That wouldn’t disappoint me one little bit. 😈😈😈
Was wondering how long it was gonna take the hubs to notice I was over there taking naughty pics. Contemplating taking his hand and putting it where I wanted it, just to grab his attention. You’d be ok with me taking charge of your hand while you were driving, right? I bet you’d be a good multi-tasker 😈😻
The art of pleasing a pussy is a subtle one. Sure, we like it rough sometimes…but a lot of the tricks that really get our bloo-d flowing are so subtle that they probably wouldn’t be quite as entertaining to watch on porn.
Let’s just assume I’m already all warmed up and you start stimulating the tip of my clit and its’ shaft with your tongue while you reach down with one finger (or two) and slide just the tips gently between my clitoral bulbs…even if you barely move your fingers once you get there, my body will be singing your praises. Oh I’ll be moving my hips trying to coax your finger around, I won’t be able to help it. But truly, this is such a subtle move and yet it stimulates so much of the clit that girls just can’t help but love it. I only had pussy play with one of the women I was with at the sex club, and this was as close as I got to ‘fingering’ her. And it was So. Much. Fun.
I sent a 2 minute PPV clip of the subtlety of this sexy little tigress of a move to your DM’s. Oh, and I’ve warned you of my obsession with precum, right? I do get a little distracted playing in my juices in this clip…cut me some slack, guys!! I’ve never filmed myself all close up like that. I was a bit entranced by the cum streams. It reminded me of precum dripping off the head of a cock and made me really want to plaaaaayyy.
Patrick…you’re getting this one free!! Thanks SO MUCH for your generosity and for all of your fun and stimulating engagement! And thanks to everyone for sharing your pervy vibes with me on a daily basis! I’m really enjoying getting to know you!
Soooo, I was writing the caption for Patrick’s video last night and realized that it was almost impossible to describe the clip without referencing different parts of the clit…language I’m not sure everyone has been exposed to. Soooo, I decided to make a little impromptu instructional video on the clit and some basic stimulation tips. I already had the Brit the clit clay model and Mol the Doll from my coaching work anyway, so why not! I noticed after filming that I had referred to the clitoral head as THE CLIT several times. Shame on me!! I will need to recreate this video with an actual script next time, but you lucky studs get to see Round 1 raw.
By the way, researchers really didn’t start talking about the full anatomy of the clit until about fift-een years ago, so it’s no surprise that we all have some catching up to do! I remember the 1st time I was exposed to the full anatomy of the clit, I was like, WAIT, WHAAAAATTTT!!!
Happy Wednesday loves, hope your day is going well so far! *EDIT: It is currently 12:20pm and I am just now realizing that it's NOT Wednesday!! I'm officially losing it!!
I wish I could refrain from reacting, but that’s just not me. Bear with me for a quick minute? You’re on my page, so I assume you’re pretty open-minded sexually. You get that human sexuality is a natural part of human development that doesn’t magically turn on the day you turn 18, right? So don’t be a dick-of-a-parent when it comes to your kids’ sexual education, mmmkay? Assume they’re watching porn (they are) and that they’re a bit confused about what’s real and what isn’t (they definitely are) and DON’T SHUT IT DOWN if their school administration actually removes their heads from their arses and offers quality Sex Ed!!!! Don’t you remember being that age??? Be the parent you wish you had back then!! Deal????
I’m not saying I couldn’t make it through your party without a play break…I’m just saying, if there’s an open room and an opportunity…why not? I guess we’d be in a bit of a predicament if you happened to wander in and catch me. Hopefully your door has a lock? ‘Cause we’re probably gonna need to use it while we figure out how to handle this situation…
Maybe it’s because you’re wondering whether or not she’ll be wearing panties underneath? So you start to fantasize about catching a glimpse? …or even getting super lucky with an intentional lingering flash?
Got this skirt, top and sheer nylons from a super fun sub that’s been around since shortly after I started a couple months ago. Anyone else into sheer nylons? They’re a required piece in every Hooters girls’ uniform…so Im guessing a lot of guys dig them?
Totally got caught taking this pic by a couple (maybe in their 50’s) that walked up the path behind us without us noticing. We were so focused on making sure no one was coming up the dune that we lost track of the path behind us. We both jumped when we noticed them like a couple of junior high kids that just got caught peaking at their dad’s Playboy. They just turned around and went back the way they had come. 😬😬😬 Oops!! Awkward. At least there’s a pussy-peak shot to show for it!
As the last of the four boys was about to walk down the dune, he quickly turned around and came over to us to ask me what my favorite pick-up line was. It was so surprising and adorable that both my husband and I couldn’t help but laugh. I asked who he was trying to pick up as his three friends came clamoring back up the dune to join him. He turned to my husband and said, ‘Yeah, like what line did you use to get her? We want to pick up some hot girls but we don’t know what to say.’ His friends all started talking at once, basically conveying the same sentiment while giggling and poking fun at each other.
What advice would you have given these guys? Seriously…a lot of you guys have enough life experience to guide you if you were in a situation where you wanted to get a girls attention…and some of you are less experienced and may be asking yourself some of the same questions these you-ng guys were asking.
I’m REALLY looking forward to hearing how you guys might go about getting a girls attention at the beach! Don’t leave me hangin’ guys!!!! Blow this post up!!! What approaches and ‘lines’ have landed you a date, or at least a little positive attention?
There was a group of 4 college boys hanging out at the base of the dune we had positioned ourselves on. I usually don’t notice people noticing me unless it’s really blatant. Typically, my hubby will point it out later and I won’t have a clue who he’s talking about. But these guys were soooo obvious. They climbed up the dune to get a closer look (no harm there), gave us a friendly yet giggly hello, and walked around for just a minute before going back down to very obviously grab their phones and head back up. Now I’m cool with some ogling and nervous flirtation, but if you wanna take a pic, you better figure out how to sneak one from afar! So I kept chatting with the hubs but I grabbed my wrap and casually draped it over my arm to obstruct their view when they came over the top of the dune. They were trying to act casual as they passed us again, looking everywhere but at us. As they passed, I casually transitioned to the opposite side of my husband, depriving them of the ass shot they were clearly hoping to obtain. They walked MAYBE 10 feet beyond us before turning around and noticing I had shifted. They clearly thought they were in a sound bubble or something, because one of them said, ‘she’s not gonna let you take it, dude’. They immediately started to walk back toward us so they could head back down the dune once again. I almost felt bad for them, they were so you-ng and clueless about how to be smooth…
So we spent some time at the beach yesterday…always a nice combo of relaxation and fun! We went to the dunes with the intention of sneaking off for some pics and a little romp. We had a hard time finding anyplace private, and ended up on the top of a small dune overlooking the lake. We could still see the crowd on the beach and they could see us except when I was lying on the ground. A couple of paths intersected near us on top of the dune, and we could see people walking the paths and sitting on the higher dunes around us. Overall, we felt like we had found the best spot we were gonna find. We decided to take some ‘normal people’ pics and watch for opportunities to sneak in a naughty pic of two…
So I’ve still been super horny today…anybody else feeling the same way?
We went to the beach…the perfect place to people watch and enjoy some fantasies and fondling, wouldn’t you agree? Saw a couple there that made me think of one of my subs, and ohhh boy did that get my imagination rolling 😈🤷♀️🥵💦
So here’s some pussy for anyone else with a libido that’s stuck in overdrive this fine Sunday evening. We all need to end the weekend and start the new week with at least one nice strong blast of an orgasm!! So put it right there, will ya? You’re not gonna make me ask twice, are ya?? Give it to me!! You know I need it!!!!
The first thing that came to mind when I initially saw this pic was how good it would feel if someone were behind me sliding their cock up and down between my butt cheeks. I’d eventually have to part my legs a bit and arch my back more so I could maneuver you down toward my pussy, , I wouldn’t be able to resist. But you would probably just slowly slide past my pussy, picking up some of my natural lubricant along the way before moving back up to my ass. Just to tort-ure me for a bit…or to make me start hoping that maybe you’ll ‘accidentally’ slip it in my ass as you slide by. I’d be moving my hips and pushing back into you harder, desire and need building…
