Come put your tongue between these cheeks, please. 🤪💦
Come put your tongue between these cheeks, please. 🤪💦
2020-04-18 00:28:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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Trying to make the movie “My Cousin Vinny” into a super fun ..
Trying to make the movie “My Cousin Vinny” into a super fun 🍾🍶🍸🥤🍾 game? I’VE GOT YOU!
* Drink every time the court appointed attorney stutters
* Drink every time Marisa Tomei tries to help but isn’t taken seriously
* Drink every time Joe Pesci can’t get any sleep
* Drink every time every time Joe Pesci lies to the judge
* Drink every time you see a new amazing but over the top outfit from Marisa Tomei
BONUS LEVEL CHALLENGE
* Double shots every time they say “Yutes” aka (Youthes), it’ll make sense when you get there
My Cousin Vinny 😎 * Name: My Cousin Vinny * Release Date: ..
My Cousin Vinny 😎
* Name: My Cousin Vinny
* Release Date: 1992
* Notable Actors:
* Joe Pesci: Goodfellas, Casino, Home Alone, The Irishman
* Marisa Tomei: The Wrestler, SpiderMan Homecoming, Slums Of Beverly Hills)
* Ralph Macchio: The Karate Kid, I II & III, The Outsiders, Cobra Kai
* Fred Gwynne: The Munsters, Pet Semetary, Car 54, Where are you?
* Streaming Site: Hulu / Prime
* Online Rating: 7.6 IMDB / 86% on Rotten Tomatoes
* Summary: Two New Yorkers are accused of murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college, and one of their cousins--an inexperienced, loudmouth lawyer not accustomed to Southern rules and manners--comes in to defend them.
* Best/ Worst Character:
* Best: It’s a tie between Joe Pesci who is ABSOLUTELY amazing & lovable all at one time and Fred Gwynne who compliments him so perfectly in this movie. Every interaction between them is ABSOLUTELY hilarious!
* There is NO worst character. If you watch this movie & you have a worst character, message me with your address & I’m gonna show up and whoop your ass like I’m Kevin Smith & This is Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
* My Rating: 10. I can not think of a single way to make this movie better without just saying “I wish it was longer because I want MORE of it”. Marisa Tomei’s outfit are almost enough to make it an 11.
* My Thoughts : This is a really, really great feel good movie. Usually when you see Joe Pesci you see him breaking faces and stabbing people with stuff, so it’s nice to see him in a light where you’re SUPPOSED to love him. You root for his relationship, you root for his court case, you root for him to get some damn sleep. It doesn’t matter how many times I see this movie, it never gets old.
“Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fucking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?” 😎😂
Looking for something fun to watch this weekend? Well guess ..
Looking for something fun to watch this weekend? Well guess what??!?!?!?!! I've got you covered from now to the end of time because I will be releasing weekly movie and anime reviews/ suggestions! I will be giving recommendations for movies and anime I love as well as giving you a front row seat to new flicks I try out.
I'll make it even more exciting for you because I will be releasing a fun drinkking game to go with every review!
Let's admit it guys, we all know you're watching a lot more tv / movies during the quarantine but at least this way, we have something to chat about :)
First one coming to you in just a bit!
Peek-a-boo I see you. Wanna see these luscious tittys that I..
Peek-a-boo I see you. Wanna see these luscious tittys that I'm hiding? If 3 people tip at least $1 on this post, I'll release 5 HARDCORE XXX Photos on to my timeline & leave them on forever :)
2020-04-17 11:25:20 +0000 UTC View Post“To have endured horrors, to have seen the worst of humanity..
“To have endured horrors, to have seen the worst of humanity and have your life made unrecognizable by it, to come out of all that honorable and brave— that was magical.”
― Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
The best version of me is only a mirrors imagine of the wors..
The best version of me is only a mirrors imagine of the worst part of me.
2020-04-17 00:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post#tbt to when I had a size 0 waist and tan lines. Oh and tiny..
#tbt to when I had a size 0 waist and tan lines. Oh and tiny, a cup tittays!
2020-04-16 23:54:13 +0000 UTC View PostChance is always powerful. Let your hook always be cast; in ..
Chance is always powerful. Let your hook always be cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be fish.
-Ovid
Nude Booty. Let's go skinny dipping while the weather is sti..
Nude Booty.
Let's go skinny dipping while the weather is still so lovely!
This is a Dahlia in it's natural state. Cowboy Bebop & Blin..
This is a Dahlia in it's natural state.
Cowboy Bebop & BlingBling.
I love doing underwater photoshoot, even if it makes my eyes..
I love doing underwater photoshoot, even if it makes my eyes cry the next day. There is nothing more wonderful than floating around in a warm pool
2020-04-16 00:24:12 +0000 UTC View PostI want you to lock yourself in the bathroom, right now and j..
I want you to lock yourself in the bathroom, right now and jerk off to my pretty little pussy. 💦💦💦
2020-04-15 19:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostHow much do you love this outfit on a scale of "Love" to "I ..
How much do you love this outfit on a scale of "Love" to "I would drink your squirt out of a cup"? 😘
This video will be available for purchase in a few hours but the first person to tip $7 will get a very special photoset along with this video download.
Ring-a-ring-a-rosies A pocket full of posies A tissue, a tis..
Ring-a-ring-a-rosies
A pocket full of posies
A tissue, a tissue
We all fall down
The king has sent his daughter
To fetch a pail of water
A tissue, a tissue
We all fall down
Ring-a-ring-a-rosies
You may be “pretty in pink” but I’m feeling sexy in white. ..
You may be “pretty in pink” but I’m feeling sexy in white.
Also, yes, that is just a FRACTION of my collection behind me. Feel free to ask about it all the time :)
Why don't you just get up in there. I know you want to.
Why don't you just get up in there. I know you want to.
2020-04-14 11:18:30 +0000 UTC View PostThings are kind of quiet during quarantine, I'm looking for ..
Things are kind of quiet during quarantine, I'm looking for some new friends and hope to get to know you all a little better in the upcoming months.
2020-04-14 03:13:07 +0000 UTC View PostBalancing the booty. Tip $5 to get some RAUNCHY xxx nudes se..
Balancing the booty. Tip $5 to get some RAUNCHY xxx nudes sent right to your dm
2020-04-14 00:21:08 +0000 UTC View PostGFE: I'm wearing something special for our anniversary and I..
GFE: I'm wearing something special for our anniversary and I'm hoping maybe you'll get me pregnant tonight. I love when you fill me up with your big load.
Tip me $25 if you want to be my boyfriend this month & get some extra attention. Tip $69 to get a pair of my wet panties mailed to you.
Dropping that fresh side booby for you. Don't forget you can..
Dropping that fresh side booby for you. Don't forget you can buy some XXX photos if you tip me <3
2020-04-13 11:16:36 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone who tips $1 on this post will get a private dm with a..
Anyone who tips $1 on this post will get a private dm with a very sexy closeup picture of the tattoos between my thighs... maybe I'll forget to put my panties on before I take it.
2020-04-13 03:11:17 +0000 UTC View PostCome right in, the water is beautiful and I could use a play..
Come right in, the water is beautiful and I could use a playmate. 💦💦💦
2020-04-13 00:22:07 +0000 UTC View PostNew post on my Instagram. Go follow me than like and comment..
New post on my Instagram. Go follow me than like and comment on my post to get a follow back on Instagram!
Instagram.com/dahliaisdopey
Warning: Don’t be dumb and send me any unsolicited dick pics to my DMs on there or I will block you.
Cute Animal Picture Alert: You know you subscribed just for ..
Cute Animal Picture Alert: You know you subscribed just for pictures of all the adorable animals in my life... It’s ok though, I forgive you!
Today’s picture features: Shikabane aka Shika aka Queen Shika aka Shika Queen of the World aka Shika the Freaka
Just waiting for you to notice me
Just waiting for you to notice me
2020-04-12 12:16:56 +0000 UTC View PostAdmit it, this is your favorite view. If you agree, tap that..
Admit it, this is your favorite view.
If you agree, tap that heart & give me some love!
Feeling kinda sassy today and feel like wearing my sunglasse..
Feeling kinda sassy today and feel like wearing my sunglasses at nightttttt
2020-04-11 23:55:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This quarantine is absolutely, fucking, killing me. I just w..
This quarantine is absolutely, fucking, killing me. I just want to go hang out in a pool somewhere, with my tittays free and the sun warming my skin. Anyone have a pool 🌊👙 they'll let me skinny dip in while staying 8 feet away. 😂😂😂
2020-04-11 03:06:11 +0000 UTC View Post