“That is my least vulnerable spot.”

“That is my least vulnerable spot.”
2022-08-08 13:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post“That is my least vulnerable spot.”
2022-08-08 13:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?
2022-08-08 13:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post“By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me.”
2022-08-08 13:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post“I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.”
2022-08-08 13:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post“You’re a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.”
2022-08-08 13:09:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhy chase you, if I am the catch? 🎣
2022-08-08 13:08:55 +0000 UTC View PostGuys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love, right?
2022-08-08 13:08:43 +0000 UTC View PostWho do you think would make the best pet?
2022-08-08 13:08:30 +0000 UTC View PostHow your wife looks at my nudes
2022-08-08 13:08:05 +0000 UTC View PostIf you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say, 'You're so good looking!
2022-08-08 13:07:43 +0000 UTC View PostGot a new swimwear today... What do you think...? 😛
2022-08-08 13:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostYou're a nice guy....but I actually only have three friends. I can't really handle any more.😘
2022-08-08 13:07:12 +0000 UTC View PostBut I don't want to be a pirate 🏴☠️!!!!
2022-08-08 13:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostWho is looking at me right now..? 🙈😋
2022-08-08 13:05:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you think I am about to be doing next...? 🙈💦💦💦🤭
2022-08-08 13:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostI feel this top is a bit too tight, right?? 🙈LOL
2022-08-08 13:05:17 +0000 UTC View PostDoes Latina girls do it better...? 😈
2022-08-08 13:04:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is sooooooo hard to find a guy that's willing to spank me!!!? 🔥🫦😅
2022-08-08 13:04:31 +0000 UTC View PostWho's that sexy thing I see over there?
2022-08-08 13:04:14 +0000 UTC View PostThese people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy.
2022-08-08 13:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostMe by your side instead of your girlfriend...? 😈
2022-08-08 13:02:05 +0000 UTC View PostGentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
2022-08-08 13:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostLeave the gun. Take the cannoli.
2022-08-08 13:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostI learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere
2022-08-08 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostHandsome store called and they're running out of you 💕🤪
2022-08-08 12:40:24 +0000 UTC View PostGuys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love, right?
2022-08-08 12:39:19 +0000 UTC View PostWho's that sexy thing I see over there?
2022-08-08 12:38:19 +0000 UTC View PostI love games that turn people against each other 😈
2022-08-08 12:36:23 +0000 UTC View Post