Just a cutie in black and white

Just a cutie in black and white
2025-02-20 05:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostJust a cutie in black and white
2025-02-20 05:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostPlease don’t photoshop anything into this
2025-02-17 05:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostImma delete these feet picks tomorrow. YOU WERE WARNED!
2025-02-10 19:48:06 +0000 UTC View PostMY ONLY FANS set is dropping soon on OFTV. Get those boners ready. don't send them to me, I don't wanna see em, but feel free to engage the boners and use them how you deem necessary. again, DO NOT SEND THEM TO ME. i have my own boner, I like it. big fan. well not big fan, medium fan. Medium boner. better pizza, better ingredients. papajohns.
2025-01-31 11:58:23 +0000 UTC View PostIs this appropriate wedding attire?
2025-01-28 19:58:10 +0000 UTC View PostListen, I made a mistake asking my parents questions about sex, BUT$&)$ now you get to enjoy there answers
2025-01-15 13:46:12 +0000 UTC View PostShould I post a bunch of sex jokes?
2025-01-08 15:39:23 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, last nights taping for LMAOF was so much fun. Excited for you all to check it out. I believe it's getting released on OFTV in a couple of weeks, Some highlights! Crowd was better than I thought they would be, Down to laugh at the weird, dirty, and dumb stuff out of my mouth. Here was the the rundown of the day.
They have us there at 3:30 PM to shoot promos, I of course do mine sitting on the toilet because I'm a 38-year-old man that still finds poopy funny, then dinner and the taping., out by 10, home at 11. take an gummy, asleep by midnight. Why am I writing this like its my diary. No f'n clue, I'm taking a dump and bored. Spell check is for dweebs xoxo- Gossip Girl
Listen up! Its thursday, which means my taping for LMAOF on Onlyfans TV is coming up monday in New York City. I have a lot of fun stuff planned not only for the taping but for my page in 2025. AND NO, I AINT SHOWIN HOLE OR HANGIN DONG. QUIT ASKING, MOM! Are you going to watch my set?
2025-01-02 16:45:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, I have a Standup set for Only Fans TV dropping soon, hold on to your weiners
2024-12-31 00:04:26 +0000 UTC View PostHere is a fun 20 minute comedy set.Watch it, have fun. Stop asking me to show hole. it's not going to happen. Unless you ask 50 or 60 more times. Or if the money is good enough...
2024-11-26 12:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostHEY HERE IS A SET FROM A LIVE OUTDOOR SHOW DURING THE PANDEMIC. It's $3. Have fun, jerkoff, do whatever you want, I don't care. Buy it, I'm broke.
2021-11-29 16:03:30 +0000 UTC View PostDid you play the chokin game in the 90s??
2021-09-08 23:23:29 +0000 UTC View Posthow to make a peanut butter sandwich
2021-08-17 14:01:39 +0000 UTC View PostHOWI GAVE RYAN REYNOLDS A MASSAGE!
2021-05-17 14:50:01 +0000 UTC View PostI FINALLY MET MY IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER
2021-05-13 13:17:57 +0000 UTC View PostEPIC ZOOM FAIL. MAKE SURE TO LIKE COMMENT, AND LEAVE A LIL TIP IF YA NASTY
2021-05-12 13:42:50 +0000 UTC View PostHEY HEY. IF YOU WANT TO BE ROASTED SEND ME A PIC OR A VID AND A $30 TIP WITH THE CAPTION "ROAST ME" AND I'LL WRITE YOU 5 MINS OF ROAST JOKES. LETS GET WEIRD!!!
2021-05-10 13:39:52 +0000 UTC View Postsending my wife a dick pic from the other room
2021-05-03 14:26:53 +0000 UTC View Post