๐คณ๐ผ๐ฌ A woman on a work team call was talking about affording retirement today. Someone joked she could retire early by starting an Onlyfans ๐ I had a hard time keeping a straight face! If only people knew, hey ๐
2022-12-19 13:46:03 +0000 UTC View Post๐ถ easy like Sunday mornin' (wanking) ๐ hope you have a lovely, relaxing Sunday guys โ๏ธ
2022-12-18 09:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ let's have another one then ๐๐
2022-12-17 10:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post๐ง I do believe today is cumshot Friday ๐๐ฆ๐ฅณ
2022-12-16 12:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post๐ฑ holy crap ๐๐ ๐ผ it's only 10 days until Christmas! What the flip โ๏ธ
2022-12-15 14:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post๐๐๐ผโโ๏ธ fresh trim + a bit of hands free huge cock wiggling ๐๐
2022-12-14 13:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostThis one amused me because when I was playing it back I realised you can see the big black cock I was wanking over on my old, porn phone ๐๐คฃ
2022-12-13 13:52:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet's start this week with a cumshot shall we ๐๐๐ฆ
2022-12-12 10:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostDoes anyone have a sexy, local Evri (or DHL, whatever) delivery person? ๐คจ I think I'd order even more junk than I do already if mine was a hunk ๐
2022-12-11 12:45:09 +0000 UTC View PostAnother day, another cumshot ๐ฆ - can't stop, won't stop
2022-12-10 12:50:45 +0000 UTC View PostCumshot Fridays ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ P.s. I hope Holland win ๐ณ๐ฑ ๐ , purely because Memphis Depay is a hotty ๐ฅต with a big ๐ and a great name!
2022-12-09 21:23:50 +0000 UTC View PostSo Nasser al Khater is a deplorable c*nt but also kinda a dilf ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฌ. I do love a bad boy as much as the next guy... but he wouldn't get it after his shameless comment today!
2022-12-08 19:17:33 +0000 UTC View PostTook a short break from relentless masturbation to watch "How To Crack The 'Class' Ceiling" on iPlayer! A very interesting watch. Would recommend ๐. Not the BBC content I'm normally viewing, but variety is the spice of life and all that.
2022-12-07 20:05:09 +0000 UTC View PostAnother (fun..? ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ๐) fact: When I do wear clothes, which is admittedly rarely, I think my favourite colour is maroon ๐
2022-12-06 11:03:20 +0000 UTC View Post(For better or for worse) I'm hitting you with a lot of face with this one ๐คฃ๐๐!
2022-12-05 10:55:09 +0000 UTC View PostFirst off, let me just apologise for how dark this video is - I'm not quite sure what happened with this one ๐ค but I thought it was kinda hot still so kept it ๐๐ hope you don't mind!
2022-12-04 10:47:07 +0000 UTC View PostSo excited that there's 2 days of snow showing in my city in the 10 day forecast โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅถ I love this time of year! How's everyone's Saturdays coming along also? Hope everyone is up to all kinds of nasty fun ๐
2022-12-03 22:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostWoohoo ๐ฅณ itโs Friday! You all know what that means ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ and this week itโs a pretty huge one!
2022-12-02 16:48:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat better excuse do you need to stay home and wank then cozy, winter nights?! โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅถ๐๐๐
2022-12-01 19:42:22 +0000 UTC View Post๐ซ Cons of Xmas markets ๐ ๐ป๐๐โ๏ธ๐ฆ - increased footfall, more people to get in my way on my walks through town. โ Pros - it seems to draw out all the dilf dads. God bless the dilfs. ๐๐ป๐๐ฅต๐๐
2022-11-29 20:05:47 +0000 UTC View PostI noticed that that Dinio Garcia is following me back on Twitter today ๐ฒ - I used to wank over him and his twin brother Rafa so much when I was growing up! Little me would have been so excited to know this would happen ๐คฃ
2022-11-28 19:59:26 +0000 UTC View PostHallelujah ๐๐ป Matt Smallcock didn't win I'm a celebrity! If he had won I seriously would have considered emigrating ๐
2022-11-27 22:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostApologies guys, I thought Iโd uploaded this yesterday! Better later than never though, right ๐๐ will upload another good one tonight as well! I hope youโre having fantastic weekends
2022-11-27 08:46:58 +0000 UTC View Postโฝ๏ธ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Are we all in agreement that the sexiest England footballer was formerly Reuben Loftus Cheek, and is now Callum Wilson? I dedicate this cumshot to both of them. Oh, to be in a 3way with those two. What a pair ๐ฅต
2022-11-25 18:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you just have to wank with the blinds wide open to get the best light ๐กโ๏ธ - the lengths I go to ๐๐๐๐. Who'd wanna be my neighbour for the free shows? ๐โโ๏ธ๐
2022-11-24 20:14:34 +0000 UTC View PostItโs cumshot time โฐ๐ฆ๐ซ๐
2022-11-23 20:37:38 +0000 UTC View PostWho needs porn when you have the beautiful game ๐. Got to love the World Cup. Wanking over the players can me my one man silent protest against the LGBT hate! ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
2022-11-22 21:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone lend me a hand โ๐๐๐
2022-11-21 19:43:59 +0000 UTC View PostThat was a close one ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐
2022-11-20 21:31:36 +0000 UTC View Post