Was evidently feeling totally wild and came all over myself despite the messy aftermath and clean-up operation that ensued π€£.
Happy Friday ππ¦
2022-08-19 14:28:01 +0000 UTC
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Did I trick you on this vid by assuming the 'ol cumshot position π BAZINGA! As Sheldon Cooper would say π€£π
2022-08-18 12:03:11 +0000 UTC
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The cock ring makes it thick as fuck doesn't it!? Even if I do say so myself ππ
2022-08-17 11:42:01 +0000 UTC
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Another cumshot video I managed to unearth when going through my archive!
Not sure why I didn't upload it back in December π€·ββοΈ but we can't let a good cumshot go to waste now can we!? π
2022-08-16 14:49:07 +0000 UTC
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Premature ejaculation? Not on my watch, hehe βοΈβπ
ββοΈ .
Holding back the flood gates!
2022-08-15 09:35:05 +0000 UTC
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Absolutely dripping precum all over the shop, like a leaky tap ππ¦π°π
2022-08-14 11:33:06 +0000 UTC
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I need to go on holiday somewhere hot and with a nudist beach so I can get some sun on my cock βοΈπ.
It looks like Casper the friendly ghost in a night shot with flash... Poor thing! π»π€£
2022-08-13 19:17:03 +0000 UTC
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Anyone got a fire (in their loins) they need putting out?! π₯π₯΅
I've got a big 'ol hose for that, and it's fully loaded π¨π»βπππ¦π¦π¦
2022-08-12 14:09:05 +0000 UTC
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Another posh wank/condom cumshot for y'all on this fine Thursday afternoon! π¦
Consider this the starter before tomorrow's meaty main course πππ
2022-08-11 12:12:07 +0000 UTC
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I really loved the fit and colour of this t-shirt, and then I went and got bloody Vaseline on it when wanking... FML!? π€π
I tried to get it out with vanish in the wash but it absolutely sweet F.A - which is why it's best to just be bollock naked at ALL times in my humble opinion ππ€¦ββοΈπ€£π
2022-08-10 09:06:07 +0000 UTC
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Do you like it when my greased up cock glistens? β¨π
I'm pretty sure when it's all Vaseline'd up, you'd be able to see your own face in my helmet βπ
2022-08-09 13:21:03 +0000 UTC
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Throwback to November of last year when I was driving you all round the bend with the dulcet tones of fire alarm from hell π¨.
It seems I hadn't uploaded this at the time and I somehow seemed to unbeknown to me shot in HD π€·ββοΈπΉ.
This is another 300MB of memory clawed back on my phone anyhow for more hot content π₯π€³.
2022-08-08 12:54:03 +0000 UTC
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Some good news, guys - I was scrolling through my phone archives to try to free up some space for more hot content for you all, and I only went and unearthed a treasure trove of previously unseen cumshot videos that I never knew existed!? Happy days πβ₯οΈπ
2022-08-07 08:51:07 +0000 UTC
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Because cumshots are like buses. You wait ages for one and then two CUM at once π¦π
2022-08-06 10:25:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday sexy people! Have fabulous weekends, all! π₯°
Posh wank for you this time, because when you cum such an ungodly amount like I do, clean up duty post-ejaculation can be a bit of a ball ache, honestly. Quite literally, if you'll pardon the pun π
2022-08-05 17:48:41 +0000 UTC
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Wanna see me deepthroat today? Spice things up ππ
2022-08-04 17:26:54 +0000 UTC
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Hands free dick dance ππΊπΌπ
2022-08-03 20:25:10 +0000 UTC
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I just finished watching Uncoupled on Netflix. Has anyone else watched it? I thought it was very good, would highly recommend, & I hope they make a season 2!
FYI: It's LGBT, has lots of hot guys, and references to a huge penis. And I mean, what more could you want? ππ
2022-08-02 20:03:58 +0000 UTC
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Another day, another angle ππ·
Happy 1st of the month to you all π₯°π
2022-08-01 20:18:29 +0000 UTC
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Dicknotised then hyptonised by the zigzags ππ
2022-07-31 21:02:33 +0000 UTC
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βDo my balls look big in this? π±π±πππ
2022-07-30 19:46:09 +0000 UTC
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I had to wear trousers rather than shorts today because the sun has done a runner. And as Liz Truss would say: "That... Is... A... Dis... Grace!".
- If you're not from the UK, Google it. It'll disturb you to your very core, I assure you π
2022-07-28 16:01:25 +0000 UTC
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A bit of late night bath time masturbation! πππ
2022-07-27 21:24:48 +0000 UTC
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I thought today I'd treat/traumatize you all with a bit of face albeit blurred ππ€£
Happy Tuesday folks π€ͺπ
2022-07-26 18:44:50 +0000 UTC
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Well, doesn't that heatwave last week already seem like a distant memory!? Was it actually 40 degrees last week or was that a fever dream π.
I hope you've all had a good Monday and it wasn't too grey where you were! π
2022-07-25 17:20:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy horny Sunday lovely people! β₯οΈπ
2022-07-24 21:01:11 +0000 UTC
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Bath time! Rub a dub dub! Where's someone to scrub your back when you need them π€π
2022-07-23 18:10:06 +0000 UTC
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Came on myself for a change πππ¦.
Pardon the humble brag, but sometimes I "almost" wish I didn't cum quite so much so I didn't have to factor in the clean up operation.
Almost, anyway. π
2022-07-22 16:57:54 +0000 UTC
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Jinxed myself with my post yesterday and didn't encounter any notably sexy men through the course of my day today... Maybe tomorrow π€πππ
2022-07-21 17:11:41 +0000 UTC
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I don't know whether I'm just even hornier than ever, or there's just something in the water lately - or a combination of the two... But I can't help but encountering absolute 10/10, beautiful men every time I leave the house lately. I just observed the sexiest dilf in KFC! ππ₯΅
2022-07-20 17:46:50 +0000 UTC
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