I went to A&E with my friend this evening, (who is absolutely fine - don't worry) and oh, Lord, there was the sexiest man in A&E who had broken his leg or something. And thanks to the heatwave he was just in a vest & shorts. I would definitely have taken him home to nurse him back to full health, if it wasn't for his bloody girlfriend 😈🥵🙄🙈💀😂
2022-07-19 21:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post38 degrees where I live today ☀️😎 I hope you are all coping and haven't melted 🥵😛
2022-07-18 18:37:50 +0000 UTC View PostWas unsure what to do with my right hand if I'm honest, so grabbed a nipple 😂. Happy Saturday, is everyone ready for this heat wave beginning tomorrow by the looks of it? 🥵🌶☀️
2022-07-16 19:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday night cumshots! Hope everyone has a fab weekend. 💦💦💦 I'm reliving my childhood whilst watching Moesha on Netflix! I do love 90's nostalgia!
2022-07-15 21:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostCame perilously close to blowing a load there! 😅 Superb cum control skills, if I do say so myself 😉🤪😂
2022-07-14 17:51:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe best thing about extreme close-up cock vids is they hide my drumstick lolly, redneck tan 😂🤪. Happy Wednesday wonderful people. Half way through the working week. Hallelujah!
2022-07-13 18:18:39 +0000 UTC View PostFull body, a bit of face and a cock ring thrown in for good measure 😈🤪🍆
2022-07-12 17:47:38 +0000 UTC View PostDoes my dick look big in this? 😈🍆😜
2022-07-11 17:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostAin't no wank like a bedtime wank 😈✊🏻🍆😴💤
2022-07-10 20:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostCumshot #68 - Oopsies, dropped the camera midway through 🙈 so sorry 😂. I need to recruit an assistant cameraman! 😃🤪
2022-07-09 18:46:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hot out there, stay hydrated and get plenty of liquids down you 😜💦
2022-07-08 12:47:49 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe how close we got to being Boris-free today! So, so close... But not quite. He's actually a stain on the 🍑 of the UK at this point. F off Boris 🖕
2022-07-06 21:57:13 +0000 UTC View PostCock ringed up bull balls! 🐂😈💍
2022-07-05 17:24:04 +0000 UTC View PostStill riding that post-Sunday roast and lemon meringue high, refusing to accept it's Monday again tomorrow! 🙅🏽♂️❌ I hope you all had fabulous weekends 🤗☺️
2022-07-03 18:25:53 +0000 UTC View PostThought I'd treat you all to a face shot, albeit blurred 🤪. Hope you enjoy 😆
2022-07-02 19:52:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday lovely people 😈 here's cumshot number 66 for the folder. You know what that means? We're fast approaching 69 🤪🤣
2022-07-01 18:03:27 +0000 UTC View PostWoohoo, it's finally Friday tomorrow 🤪🙏 praise the lord! Happy Friday Eve, all
2022-06-30 16:37:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis spell of bipolar weather we're experiencing right now can kindly hurry up and p*ss off ☀️🌂☔️💧. It's making me glad I'm WFH (wanking from home!) . Hope everyone's having a good week so far and staying dry! Bloody British summers 😤🤪
2022-06-29 16:34:38 +0000 UTC View PostAnother cumshot for the archives, because, why the hell not?! ☺️😈💦💦💦💦🤪
2022-06-28 18:12:46 +0000 UTC View PostSo, my eyes started watering in Pret today, I think due to hayfever/air con, and the girl behind the counter actually thought I was crying and offered me a free cookie 🙈🤣. How was everyone else's Monday?
2022-06-27 17:21:41 +0000 UTC View PostSunday cum fun. Rounding the weekend off with a bang so to speak (or a pump, pump squirt) 😈💦
2022-06-26 18:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostIs everyone having a happy, horny Saturday so far? 😈😍
2022-06-25 19:47:01 +0000 UTC View PostThought I'd give my feet a facial. Self care ☺️😈💦💦💦
2022-06-24 17:45:06 +0000 UTC View PostRan out of hands 😈😝 happy Friday Eve
2022-06-23 17:58:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt's official: summer must be here, I've got my redneck/farmer tan back 🤪☀️🚜👨🏻🌾🌽
2022-06-22 20:43:54 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a hot mess today, I don't know about all of you 😂🥵. I love the sunshine, but I think getting sweaty is quite possibly the worst thing known to man! So I'm off to take a cold shower for about 5 billion years... Peace and love ✌️😘🤪
2022-06-21 18:52:40 +0000 UTC View PostMonday cumshots to spice things up a little? Why the hell not?! 😈🥵🌶💦💦💦
2022-06-20 17:56:16 +0000 UTC View PostI've got a long one for you today, if you'll pardon the pun. Ooh-err 😂🤣 Happy Sunday all 😃
2022-06-19 17:49:11 +0000 UTC View PostGotta treat yourself to a posh wank every now and again when you cba with the clean-up 😝💦💦
2022-06-18 14:42:27 +0000 UTC View Post