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Keeping cool can mean getting some air flow to all the right..

Keeping cool can mean getting some air flow to all the right places. Meeting my boss today, no knickers seems a nice way to go. Do you think he'll be able to smell me? πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜†πŸ’‹

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So so hot in London today, 30Β°C has me melting. Managed to f..

So so hot in London today, 30Β°C has me melting. Managed to find a way to leave work stupidly early and disrupt hubbys home working. I'll make it up to him. He made me a delish gin and vodka daiquiri. And I reminded next door why they're lucky to in fact live next door πŸ˜‰. With our hot tub set to 20Β°C (had to add some cold water to actually make it go down, hehe, go down) I think I've found my perch for the rest fo the day. Did you watch last nights video? Can't believe I posted a video of myself on the internet using cum as lube. You're really getting a glimpse into how naughty my bedroom, or outdoors, can be. πŸ’‹

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Yikes what a week its been. I've been trying to get near upl..

Yikes what a week its been. I've been trying to get near uploading this videos for a few days now. It's one ion those ones, every time I set some time aside life got in the way. But any who, It's edited and ready for us all to enjoy. I came this evening while putting this together. I'm getting better at chopping the videos up. Hubby helps a little but he's too busy to take the jobs off my hands. Although, when he does help I reward him with my hands, mouth, ass, hehe! Thank you for being with here with me. I'm eternally grateful for you support, and for enabling me to be a proper little slutty pants! πŸ˜† Hope you're having as much as I am. So as you're getting to see more of Mr J and as he's willing to be in ever more videos, I thought I'd leave it open to you all as to what we film next. What would you like to see us get up to on our next adventure? This one was pretty hot right? If you liked it hit the like thingy and leave a comment, apparently it helps me out somehow xx

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Picnics are much better with your swinging chums. Went down ..

Picnics are much better with your swinging chums. Went down the farm with Mr J and Hubby, had a few wines. One thing led to another and we're naked and filming β€” hahaha! I love how he eats my pussy. Makes me shiver its so good. He's almost as good as a woman. Now thats saying something πŸ˜‚ I was getting tired putting this together last night so I decided to simply upload as far as I got in the process. And I'll upload the rest when I get a sec.

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Had a little time recently with a Mr J. Well hubby and I did..

Had a little time recently with a Mr J. Well hubby and I did. And between them they made me squirt. It was unexpected and definitely unplanned. You'll see in the video. Not so much the squirting but how they made me squirt. I'm chopping down the video as best I can hubby likes to just film everything, and I think its a little boring if its too long xx

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Channeling my inner wild €hild this Wednesday. I dress like ..

Channeling my inner wild €hild this Wednesday. I dress like this when I want my arse slapped, my hair pulled, and my makeup running down my face. Who's going to make to scream! πŸ˜ˆπŸ€ŸπŸ’‹

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Morning my naughty friends! I’m thinking of you all today. ..

Morning my naughty friends! I’m thinking of you all today. Had a very very naughty weekend. Can’t share any photos on here. There’s all sorts of model release forms you need to fill in etc. And it wasn’t a content friendly environment. As in it was a swingers party, most folks in that world are afraid of revealing their identity. Rightly so too. I will write the details down for those interested in such things soon. There are a few photos on my Twitter from that night πŸ’‹

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Isn't it incredibly frustrating when the batteries run out o..

Isn't it incredibly frustrating when the batteries run out on your sex toys!?! Luckily I had my lovely assistant home. After handing my favourite toy over he sat and enjoyed a front row seat while I made myself cum! Hope you really enjoy what Im creating for you. I thought I'd take a wee break from the more polished professional photos and take a bunch on my phone. Lemme know which you prefer, or even if you simply don't care and want to see me do some really naughty things haha!! How fucking amazing was my date on Sunday with @theenglishrose3. I'm still finding myself day dreaming about her. πŸ˜ˆπŸ’‹ As always, if you cum for me send me a video of it. You know I get off on that. And as always, send me your softies. I have such a thing for soft willies. Don't judge me, they're cute. πŸ’‹

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Sometimes you don't need long introductions. Sometimes you j..

Sometimes you don't need long introductions. Sometimes you just get together with your friends and help each other cum. A few times. Well 4 times πŸ˜πŸ’‹πŸ˜ˆ Thanks to @theenglishrose3 and Jake for looking after me ever so well. πŸ’‹

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One ritual nearly all swingers have is something called reco..

One ritual nearly all swingers have is something called reconnection sex. Or you’ll often hear it referred to as reclaiming. Im not a fan of reclaiming as a term, Im no ones property to claim or loose. The way hubby and I like to refer to it is reconnection. What am I going on about, let me clear it up. After you swing with someone there is often a swirl of emotions and feelings knocking around. And also, you just fucked someone with or in front of your significant other. The best way to end the night/next morning is to have even more sex with your partner, or a lot of cuddles. They are, presumably, one of the main reasons you got into this lifestyle in the first place after all. My hubby may not have the biggest willy, haven’t seen it yet, β€˜av a scroll, hehe! But what he lacks in length he makes up for in spades with his stamina. He can take an extraordinarily long time to cum, and when he does its mostly a massive load too. So on Sunday when we got home from our absolutely fantastic date with Mistress Rose ( @theenglishrose3 ) and Jake. Well rewind a bit, we had a bit of a drive to get home and that gave us a chance to relive the entire experience. We did pull over and attempt to fuck in the car but the lay-by we chose got busy instantly. So on we went home. I was a post sex brained unintelligible mess. My repossess to hubby became grunts fairly shortly after we set off and I did even have a snooze. But he hadn’t even cum yet! Can you believe that!!! Anyway we got home. Couldn’t talk about the adventure because the baby sitter was still there and the kids were looking for dinner. You can say a lot with a knowing glance and a cheeky smile. So we were keeping the energy and the fun alive between us, without saying a word. Once alone we had the most amazing super charged reconnection. Reliving the entire experience, talking dirty and to top it off, I was wearing Kathryns lingerie. She very generously gave me a piece that didn’t fit her. After he made me cum twice I started to get a little sore, again something we have to deal with a fair bit because of his climax time. We sent this video to Kathryn and Jake along with a massive thank you for hosting us and a massive thank you for being awesome. One of the greatest things about the lifestyle is you cut the BS and you know pretty quickly if you’re gonna get along with folks. I’d say we have made two really good new friends. Ones we’ll go out of our way to spend time with any time. πŸ’‹

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This isn't even the main event! We hopped in the car for a w..

This isn't even the main event! We hopped in the car for a wee drive and with her tender touch @theenglishrose3 got me to a place where my eyes were rolling in the back of my head. It was very long after this that we hoped in bed with Jake. You know you're gonna wanna come back and see that. I've had a couple of wanks already today while looking at the video. Its that hot!! They are two amazing people, I'm still smiling thinking back on our time together. Have a feeling I will be for weeks to come. Hope you appreciate the glimpse into our lifestyle. As always, I want my reward for sharing this with you. Show me how hard we got you, especially if we made you cum! πŸ˜ˆπŸ’‹

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After we spent some time on the sofa. Lemme start again, aft..

After we spent some time on the sofa. Lemme start again, after @theenglishrose3 made me cum on her sofa we drove down the farm lane and couldn't keep our hands off each other. Im so glad the seats were leather in the car, thats all I can say! Can't wait to show you the video!! πŸ”₯πŸ˜ˆπŸ’‹

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Abso-blinkin-lootley hot off the press! I should be sleeping..

Abso-blinkin-lootley hot off the press! I should be sleeping now, I feel a little light headed after being ever so spoilt by the incredibly sexy and lets just say, incredibly generous lover @theenglishrose3 I couldn't bed down for the night without give you guys a taste of what I got up to today. A day unlike others and a day I'll never forget. Cum back soon for way more. And subscribe to both of us as, well, we're both sexy, right? xx

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Oooh! So I’m here with the very sexy @theenglishrose3 This ..

Oooh! So I’m here with the very sexy @theenglishrose3 This is a bit of a heads up, we’re gonna go live in the next 10min. Tune in 😈😈😈

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Is there anything more British than picking strawberries in ..

Is there anything more British than picking strawberries in summer, in the rain πŸ˜‚πŸ’‹ Don’t forget to keep an eye out for my very sexy date tomorrow with @theenglishrose3 So excited!! So turned on with anticipation 😈πŸ₯΅πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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Im in for a real treat tomorrow, I've got a date planned wit..

Im in for a real treat tomorrow, I've got a date planned with the incredibly sexy @theenglishrose3. If you're yet to make yourself acquainted with Kathryn and her very hunky Jake, you're welcome! I've been flirting with her for a few months now and finally our diary's aligned. Its going to be a very sinful Sunday. She has an entire room that would rival most sex shops. Don't know if I should be nervous, I keep finding myself daydreaming about her and I get overwhelmingly turned on. Had to have a wank in the car outside work the other morning. hehe! You're in for some treats over the coming weeks ahead! Thank you for sticking with me, and thank you for helping be the naughty slutty pants I truly am. Rachel x Ps. She's got 20% off right now!! xx

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Hey guys, let me introduce you to Mr J. He's been in our swi..

Hey guys, let me introduce you to Mr J. He's been in our swinging life since the very beginning. Over the years we've gotten to know each other very, and I mean it, very well. 😈 He always know how to hit just the right spots, especially with his mouth. Oooh my!! When we arrived at his place I told hubby I wanted him to sit this one out. Well, sit it out with a camera in his hand. I think he couldn't take it and something else in his hand when I looked up hehe!! He enjoyed some sloppy seconds after we put the camera down. x Im hoping if we're really nice to him he'll star in a few more videos for our pleasure. I'll be seeing him one way or the other hehe!! xxx

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Some new undies thanks to a very very kind gifter. You have ..

Some new undies thanks to a very very kind gifter. You have impeccable taste my lovely, impeccable xx Will most certainly be doing a full shoot in this. May even wear it in Sunday when I’ve got the most amazing date planned. More to follow that this evening πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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Went to visit my bull yesterday. Hubby didn't know it, but h..

Went to visit my bull yesterday. Hubby didn't know it, but he'd be sitting this one out and watching his wife get fucked. Well and film the whole thing for you guys hehe! I'm gonna put it together this evening, stand by for another hotwife adventure xxx

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Big game tonight for our boys. The rivalry between Germany a..

Big game tonight for our boys. The rivalry between Germany and England needs no explanation. To babe honest, I love Germany and I've fucked a German I didn't like. haha! I did initial write, met a German, which is also true. Its quite amazing to see the effect sport has on people. The last time England faced Germany in the knock out stages was 1996, and my overriding memory from that match was the players(Gazza), the fans, and the entire pub I was in crying. Lets toughen up tonight chaps, no tears, yeah? xx

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Today we've got company coming over. Its a double race weeke..

Today we've got company coming over. Its a double race weekend, and the Motogp is absolutely electric this time round. Hope they like my playsuit. Some of them know how slutty I can be, some of the wives are quite playful themselves. This will be a fun Sunday!! xx

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Im gonna dub this set safety gear for sluts. It fest like a ..

Im gonna dub this set safety gear for sluts. It fest like a rock climbing harness made of elastic. Fun though. Really hugged my pussy. Got right in my vulva and rubbed on my clit. Certainly had the desired effect on the photographer. Hubby carried me to bed shortly after and made me scream. I'll be wearing this one again for sure. Hopefully to a club very soon. Should I give you all some notice as to which club I'm gonna be at? If I make you hard, please send me a photo. Love seeing the effect I have πŸ’‹πŸ˜ˆ

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Its half day topless in the garden weather if you ask me. To..

Its half day topless in the garden weather if you ask me. Told my boss what I'd be up to and he didn't say anything, taking that as approval haha! πŸ’‹

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Happy hump day. Hope you got lucky!! xxx

Happy hump day. Hope you got lucky!! xxx

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Im gonna be watching the England game tonight. Might be a li..

Im gonna be watching the England game tonight. Might be a little tipsy afterwards. Who's gonna take advantage of me? πŸ˜ˆπŸ’‹

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Got myself a new phone. I'm kind of addicted to the new came..

Got myself a new phone. I'm kind of addicted to the new camera, its lovely! Theres a little treat for those into feet at the end there. xxx

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The other day I was doing some yoga in the garden. Noticed m..

The other day I was doing some yoga in the garden. Noticed my neighbour in his window. Gave him something to smile about hehe!! xx

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Had tea this morning with a beautiful human. She has no idea..

Had tea this morning with a beautiful human. She has no idea how much I fancy her. I guess she has some idea as I keep telling her. But I still can’t seem to tempt her into the light…. Even when wearing lingerie and jeans. I asked her for a proper kiss. We stopped at just the lips. Im gonna leave her be from now on. She knows where I am if things change. x

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No Thursday for me today. I did however think to myself, sha..

No Thursday for me today. I did however think to myself, shall I have a wank and send it to hubby while he's at work. And then I thought, I'm sure my naughty friends on here would like to see it too. hehe!

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My search for a female FWB is goes on ever still. I've been ..

My search for a female FWB is goes on ever still. I've been chatting to quite a few ladies over the last few months. Every single one I fancy lives miles away from me. I am really hoping to meat someone close-ish to me. Someone to have a lunch with, a drink, a laugh, lots of naughty fun. I know a girlfriend in all but name, Im nearly 40 I cannot be having girlfriends. FWB sounds better I think. Thank you all for staying with me so long, honestly, its humbling. To think I can be my naughty self you enjoy it so much to stay. Thank you. You make me feel sexy and extra naughty!! 😈 And thank you so so much to Mr J, my rum, lime and soda lover. He bought me this amazing lingerie piece. I think you'll all agree, money well spent. Thanks hun! πŸ’‹

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