How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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2025-01-16 10:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat grades did the pirate get on his report card?
Seven Cs.
Why should you never eat a clock?
Because it's too time-consuming.
What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods?
A satisfactory.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's the action like at a circus?
in-tents.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"Aye, matey!"
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese?
She grated it.
What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time!
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds
What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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2025-01-14 14:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
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What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The future.
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars!
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘S’.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!