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Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the out..

Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

Corn on the cob.

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you ..

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

Nothing.

What has hands but cannot clap?A clock.

What has hands but cannot clap?

A clock.

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's ..

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat.

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for..

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

A coffin.

I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a..

I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?

A kitten.

Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a differ..

Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?

They all made right-hand turns.

What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night..

What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?

A pillow.

Ask this question all day long, but always get completely di..

Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?

What time is it?

What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?A relationshi..

What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?

A relationship.

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?A teapot.

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A teapot.

What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?A glove..

What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?

A glove.

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do o..

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

Turn 30

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?Hiss and her..

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Hiss and hers.

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left..

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Your left hand.

Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?Ton

Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?

Ton

Who has married many women but was never married?The priest

Who has married many women but was never married?

The priest

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letter..

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?

Eye

I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing fo..

I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing force, and I crunch with weight. I grab my victims, but they do not fight. I join them each with a single, quick bite. What am I?

A stapler.

It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You ca..

It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?

A keyboard.

I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?A nose

I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?

A nose

What can you break without touching it?A promise.

What can you break without touching it?

A promise.

What has many rings but no fingers?A phone.

What has many rings but no fingers?

A phone.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete flo..

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?Incorrec..

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?They're ..

What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?

They're both in the middle of water.

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