Which got us talking about glory holes. PLEEEEEASE tell me SOMEONE here has either seen (in real life) or experienced a glory hole. I am dying to chat with someone who's actually done this. Come on...someone...anyone???
2021-09-27 01:56:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we re-organized my lingerie and dress shoes, which meant the hubs was acting like a goofball with my bras hanging off of his head or my panties on his face like a mask half the time. He took my confetti dildo out and suctioned it to the door (supposedly to use as a hanger for bras). It started as a joke, but after it had been stuck to the door for about an hour, he decided I should slide it in every time I crossed the threshold. And of course he kept coming up with reasons for me to exit and enter the room. I mean, who was I to say no??
2021-09-27 01:54:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooooooo....who's got sexy weekend stories for me?
2021-09-27 01:43:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooooo, last night's drag show was sooooo much fun! Have you ever been to one? If not, you should totally go...and tell me about it, of course! So I can feel like I had some influence on your social time...
2021-09-27 01:41:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning my pervy playmates. Hope you're having a lovely Sunday! I have a few more kitchen pics for you today...I think you might like them. Or maybe not, I guess we'll see!
2021-09-26 14:10:22 +0000 UTC View Post
When I got home, he asked how the whole brazilian laser hair removal process worked...'do they just have you get up on all fours, or what?' I think he was looking for visuals to stock up his spank bank.
So she has me disrobe from the waist down and she gives me a little paper sheet to put on my lap. Then she has me lie down, tells me to spread my legs, and uses her gloved fingers to spread some gel over the entire surface of my vag, labia and as far as she can reach toward my ass. She then moves the laser in a pattern over the entire area. It feels like rubber bands being snapped - it's uncomfortable but not painful. She then uses the long side of a small flat stick to remove as much of the gel as possible, then wipes me down with a warm wet cloth.
After she's done with the front, she has me flip over onto my stomach, spread my legs some and lift my ass up. She opens my ass cheeks further to apply the gel, and starts the process all over again.
So yeah, if I had sexy thoughts while she was touching me, it would easily be a very enjoyable experience. But, I choose not to...because despite appearances I AM capable of self-restraint and I don't want to be a creep...
...Buuuuut what if she just slipped a finger in, just for a second? I'm just sayin', it could happen.
I’d like a blow job and a buttery titty twister, please! We’re all setting goals to accomplish before my friends next birthday - starting an applications based sex ed workshop for fraternities and sororities, , taking a nice vacation, adopting a foster baby that they’ve been loving for one and one half ye-ars, vacationing out of the country, and road tripping across the USA. Can you guess which goal is mine?
Also, aren’t my friends the coolest???
Oh, I forgot to tell you - I went for another laser hair removal treatment this week. Only 2 more to go! As I was getting ready to leave, my hubs told me to enjoy getting fondled...as he fondled me. These brazilian treatments are pretty darn intimate. They leave me a little red, itchy and bumpy for a few days, but TOTALLY worth it long-term!
2021-09-25 22:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you have a special apron to wear when you need food but can't be bothered to put clothing on before cooking?
2021-09-25 19:54:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I totally lost track of time and forgot that I have tickets to a drag show this evening with a bunch of friends. Sooooo, I'm throwing together dinner for the fam early so they'll have something good to heat up later. Thought I'd take the opportunity to simultaneously create some content for you guys. 😉😈
2021-09-25 17:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning my sexy beasts, I hope you're either out gettin' some or in enjoying a glorious solo knee trembler today!
2021-09-25 16:07:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Or do you prefer this angle, you sexy slut? I can' practically feel you licking me right now. After you're done tasting me, I'm gonna need you to fuck me good. You can do that, right? You're not gonna just leave me hangin', right???
2021-09-24 17:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post
You need more inspiration, huh? What about this? Feeling inspired yet?
2021-09-24 17:20:35 +0000 UTC View Post
A little bit of ass to inspire you to go out and get some this weekend...oooooorrrr, if you're stuck at home maybe this will inspire you to give ME some this weekend...
2021-09-24 17:17:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday my sexies! Who’s gonna get out there this weekend and create some sexy memories to share with me?
2021-09-24 13:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post
How’s your Wednesday going, sexies? Anything fun happening?
2021-09-22 15:56:50 +0000 UTC View PostHe thinks you might like to see a little titty before bed (or before breakfast if you’re on the other side of the planet)…who am I to deprive you?? 😉😈
2021-09-22 03:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Whenever I wear this side boob dress, I feel like I need to be careful to avoid a nip-slip...
2021-09-20 16:49:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We walked 6 miles at Starved Rock and were literally covered in sweat by the time we got back to the lodge. I wore shorts under my dress so I could tie it around my waist as we walked....SUUUUPER sexy. lol
2021-09-20 16:42:38 +0000 UTC View Post
There's also a livestream on our lifestyle app, and as luck would have it we caught a super hot blowjob with this couple somewhere in the Netherlands. I swear, everyone's horny 24/7 in the Netherlands.
Wanna know a good way to get your dick in my mouth? Besides just walking up and shoving it in (which I love, by the way)? Yep, you guessed it - show me a good bj in progress and I will be sucking on your cock in no time flat.
So we played last night...and again this morning. And to be honest, I'm still horny. as. fuck. Trying to decide if we want to give that lifestyle club another try tonight...or maybe a strip club? At some point I need to stop being such a pussy and actually follow up with one of the couples in the Chicagoland area that want to get it on with us.
For now, we're spending the day hiking at Starved Rock. We've never made it through a Starved Rock trip without fucking...and it was actually my hubby's suggestion for today, not mine. Apparently he's just as horny as me.
What about you? Are you crazy horny too?? Is it in the air????
Soooooo, we had some fun on our lifestyle dating app last night. Mostly because a single girl who lives near our vacation spot in Florida reached out to us. Hot unicorns are difficult to come by, so it's a real treat when one actually finds you and reaches out. Now I'm aaaaallll revved up and excited about the potential having our fi-rst threesome with this spicy little redhead on our next Florida trip in November. Maybe you'll get lucky too, and she'll be down with a little photo shoot.
I have SOOOOOOO freakin' many threesome fantasies, I don't even know where to start. I love the idea of making out while slowly stripping her down, playing a little peek-a-boo for my hubby. Taking my time revealing all the parts I know my hubby is dying to see and touch, savoring every moment. Touching her in ways I know he wants to touch her. Getting him so worked up that he can't help but touch himself. Seeing his rock hard cock throbbing with desire.
I'm so freakin' horny.
Just in case you like me better sans the blurred out eye.
2021-09-18 18:15:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday, sexy babes! I wasn’t going to post this but I’m so weirder out by the fact that my camera basically deleted my left eye that I had to share. I think it’s because the camera was in portrait mode and it got confused about what was in the background versus the focal point, but still, it’s pretty freakish looking!
2021-09-18 17:56:13 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday my sexies. Here’s a little something to get ya thinkin’…
2021-09-17 22:04:12 +0000 UTC View PostTell me your stories and fantasies so I can live vicariously! You already know I’m a certified sex obsessed perv, so you must know almost everything is material for my own fantasy life. So WHY are you keeping your stories and fantasies to yourself, ya prudes!!!
I LOVED this story that one of my faves shared. (I referenced him and his wife that looks more than a little like me the other day). It was actually his idea that I read/tell some of the stories rather than typing them…so double thanks (and hopefully a double blowjob to him…tell your lovely wife to grab that neighbor or some other hottie and get to it so I can enjoy vicariously!!).
I WANT THEIR NEIGHBORS!!!! Don’t you?? Oh come on, you know you do. #pervcrew
I can't have you out there hungry for titty, go ahead, have some...it's all yours. 😈 Do with it as you may...👅
But don't forget to go back to my other post and tell me your Shameless favorites!!! You know I like it when you play with me!!!!
Don't tell me, you wanna see my titties too now? Man, you guys are just titty hungry, aren't ya?!!
2021-09-15 22:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post
So I was talking to one of my faves today about the different TV shows we enjoy, and Shameless came up. Me and the hubs are both into boobs...well, I guess I should clarify: boobs are among the many things that we're both into on a woman. So when we watch shows with lots of nudity, we always end up playing a little game of 'Who's your favorite?' or 'Who do you want to bring home to me?'
No girl-bashing or titty-bashing allowed - I mean they're titties, so they're sexy. Period. Each and every one of these ladies can strut their sexy stuff. And yet we all have our preferences, right? So let's have it...which are your particular favorites? If you're feeling REALLY ambitious, put them in your preferential order...go!
**Edit**
Just adding my 'Shameless' titty preferences for anyone who's curious...
Helene
Eddie
Amanda
Karen
Tami
Sierra
Svetlana
Fiona
Veronica
Mandy
Estefania
Unexpected trip to my daughters college yesterday evening. She was in the ER with a 104 temp. It’s down to 102 today thankfully, and her COVID test came back negative. So that’s good, hopefully she’ll be on the mend quickly!
Take good care and stay healthy everyone! I want you in top form!!!
