Heeeyyy...did I tell you I got a text from one of the girls we met at the sex party the other night? Yeah...we'll totally be seeing each other again. For sure. 😈
We had to shave our fluffy fur ball before vacation. She's usually MUCH larger than this, but she was just getting too hot. She always knows when we're going to be leaving for vacation and she gets even more clingy than usual. Good thing we're all such snugglers.
Ohhhhh weeellllll!!! I happen to love this outfit, so I'm gonna go ahead and wear it whenever I want. You don't like that you can see my bra through it? Well, I could have gone without...would that have been better??
If you haven’t seen any vacay posts, that means the reception is terrible at the lake house. If that’s the case, this will be my only scheduled post today. But I think it’s a pretty good one. Or maybe it’s just ok? You decide and let me know what ya think, ‘k? 💋💋
PS: There’s no rule about how many times you can watch a post….so technically, you could make this into as many posts as you want it to be…
While we haven't actually been to a hotel take-over, we've read a lot about them. I'm ALL ABOUT researching these things before jumping in!!
Just so you know EXACTLY how trampy I am, I really dug the whole 'I-don't-really-need-to-know-you're-name...you're-hot-let's-just-fuck kind of vibe at the club in Florida.
And I LOVED the whole co-ed locker room experience. It was so exciting to enter the locker room with all kinds of other couples filled with anticipation...knowing that in a little while I may be fucking this hottie that is currently stripping down right next to me.
And I SUPER LOVED that we were all expected to strip down and enter the play area in only a towel. The chances of me fucking a stranger go up exponentially when I don't have to figure out how to transition from clothes on to clothes off.
What about you? Do you think it would be easy to get from Point A to Point B in a fully clothed sex club situation? Are you one of those super charismatic, easy-going yet confident studs that finds it easy to move from one point to another? Or are you more like us? I'm banking on the fact that we'll get more comfortable with that whole thing as we gain more experience. Or maybe I'm crazy. Could go either way. 🤷♀️😅😅
While we were at the party on Saturday, we met the owners of another sex club that we had never heard of. So we'll be checking that out upon our return from this family vacation. We also heard about a third one that is relatively close and a fourth that's out of state but not so far away that we'd shy away from driving there. Ohhhh the options! The last one isn't so much a club as a series of hotel take-overs.
But then I thought...maybe that's a part of their kink. Maybe it's a role play kinda thing. I chose to give her the benefit of the doubt, because that sex club was just pure primal happiness. I don't know what her actual intentions were, but I'm choosing to believe she's not the person she appeared to be in that moment.
By the way, I'm currently making the 8 hour trek to our big family vacation. Everyone is arriving at different times. My parents, brothers and their families have already been there for a couple of days. Me and my daughters are driving out today, and the hubby and our sons are driving down on Wednesday.
I scheduled todays posts along with several throughout the week in case our reception is crap on the lake. Last time we went on a boating vacation we literally had no internet, wifi or cell service the entire week. We aren't going to the exact same location, so I'm hoping MAYBE it will be better this time. But if not, you'll still get to see my pre-scheduled posts, and I'll post vaca pics and catch up with my DM's when I return next Monday.
Should I keep going with the strip tease, or are you getting bored? Wanna see more??
Soooo, all the girls and guys that had stayed until the very end stumbled into the locker room in a sex drenched haze to prepare ourselves for re-entry to the real world. We were near a couple that we'd seen at different points throughout the night. Average looking, seemed like nice people, but we noticed that the girl seemed to be stalling a bit. The guy finally said he was going to see if any food was still out and left the locker room.
Enter the creepy guy I told you about earlier. He immediately saw his opportunity and moved his things to the bench next to her. We had moved further away at this point just to be clear about my boundaries with him, so we could see them talking but couldn't hear what was being said. The next thing we knew, he was fucking her from behind while she peeked around the corner watching for her partner's potential return. She appeared to consent to the whole thing...and yet she also appeared to be a bit nervous about getting caught.
And all I could think was...are you really cheating at a sex club?? Wow. Mind blown. 🤯😲🤯😲🤯
When we were talking to some other horndogs about our sex club experiences in Florida, we remembered something that I think I forgot to share with you guys on here...
So there are super cool single guys that go to these clubs/parties...and then there are some not-so-cool-slimy guys. It's pretty much the same everywhere, right? So there was this guy of the second variety who was kinda creepily stalking around all night. He had poor boundaries but nothing that was so offensive that you'd feel comfortable calling him on it. He paced around the co-ed locker room openly staring at the women and trying to stand near them.
We never saw him actually get with anyone throughout the night...that is, until after the lights were turned on and everyone was sent to the locker room to get dressed and grab their things...
I hate to burst your bubble, but there wasn't really a ton of sex happening at this sex party. I mean, there were some people fucking here and there, but probably less than 20. Most people were just hanging out by the pool in their sexy outfits flirting and talking about sex...or out on the dance floor putting horny tee-nagers to shame with their slutty dance moves. The people watching was SOOOO fun.
There was a hot tub both inside and out, so there were naked people chillin' in there...which was pretty hot. Sometimes when they exited the hot tub they didn't bother to find their clothes, which was also pretty hot. I mean, I don't really understand why anyone would go to a regular party when there's such a thing a sex party...where you're guaranteed to be within close proximity to sexy naked people regardless of whether or not you have a lick of sex.
Have you been to a sex club or party? If not, what are you waiting for???
We met one couple that almost immediately felt like old friends. They were the closest to me when I fell and we ended up hanging out with them most of the night. We got to know several other fun couples too. But that first couple is the only one we exchanged numbers with so we could make plans to see each other again. I was wondering today if MAYBE she MIGHT eventually be interested in doing a sexy photo shoot with me as foreplay. 🤔🥵🥵🥵
The vibe at this location was totally different from the sex clubs we visited in Florida. For one, we actually learned the names of several people and started to get to know them. 😲😲😲 Crazy, right?? We literally don't know any of the names of the people we fucked in Florida.
Oh, whatever...we're totally cool with being tramps. 😈 Haven't you ever had an anonymous fuck?
So we went to a sex party last night…first time we’ve ever been to this place and nearly 200 people had RSVP’d. I wore stiletto heels, a short flowy sundress, and some sheer flowery panties. We showed up fashionably late and as we pulled up the hubs was directed by security to drop me off near the pool (on one side of the path that we were driving up) and the area where the band was playing (on the other side of the path). Of course lots of people were hanging out in both areas.
I wasn't completely comfortable with the idea of being dropped off. I wasn't sure what the people would be like or if I'd have to start setting boundaries right out of the gate, but I got out of the car like a good girl and the hubs pulled away.
Not even two steps later and completely sober, the slow motion fall began. I had my purse in one hand and my phone in the other. I could feel it happening but my body was sluggish in responding to my desperate pleas to WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Because I was determined to recover before I hit the ground, I was stepping and falling at the same time. But I was DEFINITELY going down. By the time my knee and elbow hit the ground (because for some reason I had a death grip on my purse and phone so my hands weren't available to catch me), I had completely lost my balance, so I rolled (more like slowly tilted, then fell) to one side...legs still parted, one in front of the other in that walking position...panties totally out...completely humiliated...and STILL gripping my phone and purse???) Not even coordinated enough to quickly jump up and bow.
What if you walked in on me touching myself… Without me realizing it What would you do? Maybe I’d be sliding a toy over my clit Or plunging a dildo or my fingers deep into my pussy Or fondling my tits Eyes closed Legs spreading a little wider as you entered the room, Pushing my head into the pillow, Just about ready to go over the edge into pure pleasure…
So THIS is the level of squirting I'm talking about...I guess it could be better defined as dripping than squirting...and most of it was in his hand, running down his arm, running down my legs and pooled in my flip-flop sandals.
But did you know you can train a woman's body to squirt...and once you do, you can train their body to increase the volume of squirting? Anyone intrigued?
MY RESPONSE TO QUESTION 2: Naughty Never Have I Ever Never Have I Ever...squir-ted or made someone squir-t
😈😈😈 I have squirted...but you may be surprised to know that the first time for me was relatively recently (within the past t-wo years) and totally by surprise. I've never really been particularly turned on by the idea of squirting. Most of the time when I had seen it in porn, it either looked fake or overly dramatized. I just wasn't very into it.
I should be clear...I'm still not a gigantic firehose kinda squirter. Although when the hubs and I visited the resort where we got married last weekend, we ventured off to a deck overlooking the lake. It was was quite close to the resort but we were relatively hidden by landscaping. The only people who could potentially see us were those on boats in the lake.
So of course I had to blow him...and of course we heard a couple walking up as I was doing it. Thankfully they were talking so we heard them before they saw us, and the hubs was able to plop down on the bench and shelter his erection from view by facing the lake.
So the hubs was sitting and I was standing. I had a sundress on, as I usually do in the summer. After that couple departed, he pulled me over in front of him in between his legs, pulled my strapless sundress down so he could fondle my nipples with his hand and mouth, and reached up my skirt with his other hand. I was already totally turned on from blowing him, and he commented immediately on how wet I was.
We started making out while he fingered me, and before I knew it my juices were running up his arm, down my legs, puddling in my sandals, and dripping onto the deck beneath us. He pulled out his cupped hand and it was filled. I climbed on top of him for a few minutes as boats drove past, then another couple came walking up and we decided to take the party to the car to avoid being asked to leave.
(PS: I would LOVE to walk up on a couple in a similar situation...I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel the same?!?!)
QUESTION 2: Naughty Never Have I Ever Never Have I Ever...squir-ted or made someone squir-t
If you HAVE done it...respond with a 😈 If you HAVE NOT done it...respond with an 😇 If you want to MAKE MY DAY...respond with an emoji and a bit about the experience.
*If at least 5 people respond to this post, I'll tell you my answer. C'mon...you know you wanna!!
Just curious...are you interested in learning more about squir-ting and how to make someone squir-t?
MY RESPONSE TO QUESTION 1: Naughty Never Have I Ever Never Have I Ever...fis-ted or been fis-ted
😇😇😇 I've never fis-ted anyone or been fis-ted...and until now, I don't think I've known anyone who has. This is one of my FAVORITE things about OF!! I get to me-et and chat with people who have done things I haven't! I'm fascinated by the concept of fis-ting because it doesn't seem humanly possible for it to be enjoyable...and yet, I know some people get a great deal of pleasure out of it. I can DEFINITELY see where it could help facilitate some serious sprinkler action.
QUESTION 1: Naughty Never Have I Ever Never Have I Ever...fis-ted or been fis-ted.
If you HAVE done it...respond with a 😈 If you HAVE NOT done it...respond with an 😇 If you want to MAKE MY DAY...respond with an emoji and a bit about the experience.
Also, just curious...do you want to try it if you haven't? Does it turn you on to see it in porn? Details, babes...I need details!!!
So last weekend we played Dirty Never Have I Ever...Wanna play? I'll throw out the question to you guys and as soon as I get at least 5 responses, I'll give you my answer. Because I don't want to play by myself!!!!
I'll even make it TOTALLY EASY for you. If you HAVE done it...all you have to do is respond with a 😈 If you HAVE NOT done it...all you have to do is respond with an 😇 If you want to MAKE MY DAY...respond with an emoji and a bit about the experience.
SIDE TIP: This little naughty game is a fun little ice breaker to help you inch your way into sexting with someone for the first time, so pay attention!!!
If we bump into each other at the beach sometime, there's a decent chance I'll give you a little peek. Unless you'd rather I didn't...maybe you don't really like pussy that much?
