DAY 3 – POST 5 The hubs hung out by the pool and enjoyed some people watching while I went to the Ladies Only Me-et & Greet. On my way down there, I crossed paths with another woman on her own. She immediately asked if I were heading to the Ladies Only, then asked if I would accompany her to grab a drink to bring along. She said her hubby didn’t want her drinking during the day, so she needed someone to hold her drink in case she encountered him. I kind of thought she was joking but agreed to be her wing-woman. And of course she spotted her husband just seconds after she got her drink, so she passed it off to me and pulled me into a corner to avoid being ‘caught’. Sooo I guess she wasn’t joking after all! Lol
This pic was taken while we were waiting in line to fill our own drinks just prior to me heading to the Me-et & Greet. There was a pool party with sex games happening at the other pool at the time, so we had ventured over to this quieter area to avoid the lines.
DAY 3 – POST 4 The only Me-et & Greet I attended was the Ladies Only. I had been on the fence about whether or not I wanted to go because I’m not super interested in playing with a girl on my own. What’s exciting for me is being with another girl or two...or more... AND my hubs. Buuuuut I decided to check it out anyway. Why the heck not?? lol (This is the 'outfit' I wore that day when in areas of the ship that required clothing).
DAY 3 – POST 2 It was a SEA DAY, which as you can imagine is everyone’s FAVORITE days on a sex cruise!
THINGS TO DO - Naked Yoga - Lifestyle Etiquette Chat - Spotlight Karaoke - Belly Dance Party, Poolside - Biases in the Lifestyle Chat - Making Sex Sexy Again (P-Shot/O-Shot Seminar) - Dance Pool Party - Learn to Handle Relationships - Speed Dating - The Flaccid Elephant in the Room - Faster Than Her Makeup Rope Class - Hard Science and Mindful Magical Sex - Anal Adventure 101 - Fetish Play - Ladies Only Play - Slots for Sluts (topless gambling) - Ballroom Dancing - Three Comedians (Dan Gabriel, Paul Ogsta and Jim David) Compete to Determine the Most Highly Offensive Comedian - All That Sparkles Dance Party - Late Night Dance Party - Latin Dance Party - Formal Night After Party - Piano and Vocal Entertainment
DAY 3 – POST 1 The theme of Day 3 was ‘All That Sparkles’, commonly referred to as ‘Formal Night’. People were to dress to impress with anything that glitters, shimmers or sparkles. Tuxedos and ball gowns weren’t required…they were looking more for creative chic sexy attire. And like I mentioned before, a lot of people tried to feature the theme in their attire throughout the day.
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DAY 2 – POST 16 We chatted with them and watched the fucking going on around us for probably another hour before getting out of the hot tub, at which point we got to see their full bodies for the first time. (They had already checked us out as we entered the hot tub earlier.) OMG guys, she was so freakin’ hot. She had the perfect hourglass figure to match her beautiful face. He had a totally chiseled bod from head to toe. They obviously both took really good care of themselves. We all took a minute to openly appreciate each others bodies (which felt totally and completely normal in this environment despite the fact that it’s nowhere near socially acceptable in normal life). I was really enjoying the whole scene, but I was also pretty confident that I was about to lose consciousness. I ended up laying down on a bed as we were chatting because I felt so overwhelmingly light-headed and sick. That was NOT the way I anticipated feeling the first time I used a playroom bed!! BUT overall, the day was so much fun!
DAY 2 – POST 15 She had already told us she wasn’t into girls at all and while I would have been thrilled as fuck if the hubs and I were able to fuck her, I wasn’t really looking to fuck her hot body-builder hubby. That’s just not where we are in the lifestyle at this point. We ended up making plans to me-et up again another day and moved on to other titillating topics of conversation.
DAY 2 – POST 14 We followed them, and when they selected their spots, they left room in between the two of them for me, and my hubby sat on the other side of the girl. The guy had his arm casually around me as we talked (not in a sexual way, but intimate for sure considering we were all completely nude and talking about sex) and the girl was all touchy-feely with my hubs. The couple had told us that they’re very selective in who they choose to have sex with…quality over quantity. Given that she’s not into girls and they had identified themselves as very picky, I had settled into the idea that these were our new buddies and not playmates. So I was like a deer in headlights when the girl suggested that we go play together. Literally…no joke…like a deer in headlights. (Don’t worry guys, I do eventually get over myself and dive into the sexy stuff!)
DAY 2 – POST 13 We chatted with the hot tub couple about what they were into and what we were into. The female portion of the couple wasn’t really into girls. Boooo! 😫😪 As we were chatting, we had re-arranged ourselves. I was now sitting directly on the seat next to the male portion of the couple, his wife on his other side and my hubby crouched down in the water in front of me, mostly in between my legs, but occasionally leaning way over so he could hear the wife talk. Between the noise of the hot tub and the music, it was kinda loud in there. Which we were fine with...it made for lots of opportunities for nude bodily contact with others. 😉😈 The guy sitting on the other side of me moved up to sit on the edge of the hot tub and his partner (or at least his partner for the moment) started blowing him. This drew the hot tub crowd even closer to us. After watching for a moment, the hot tub couple asked if we wanted to slide over to the other side of the hot tub which had opened-up some.
DAY 2 – POST 12 Sitting directly next to us was a super hot couple (white male, Latina female). For future posts I will refer to them as ‘the hot tub couple’. You guys know how I like my Latina girls!! We started chatting with them and discovered we have a lot in common. Both of them were in the helping field. He’s a psychologist and she’s a life coach. They’ve been involved in the lifestyle for a long time and we loved hearing all of their stories…so much so, that I stayed in the hot tub FAR too long for my system. I’m pretty sure I ended up with some level of heat stroke. When I got out, I felt like I was going to pass out and before we got back to our room I ended up throwing up. Which kinda sucked…a lot. BUT lesson learned. Whenever we went in the hot tub after that, about every 10 minutes I raised up out of the water and sat on the edge for 10 minutes. I never had that issue again. So learn from my mistake guys! If you ever go on a sex cruise and feel tempted to spend hours in the hot tub, take frequent breaks so you don’t overheat!! Lol
DAY 2 – POST 11 We walked around the entire Solarium, then decided to head back over to one of the hot tubs (which was situated in the Solarium in the midst of all the fucking). We knew that most of the people on the ship had been on sex cruises before, and we knew we needed to acclimate to the environment a bit to really enjoy it. We found a spot to stash our bag of clothes and our towels, then walked nude over to the crowded hot tub. I have to say, it’s pretty hot stepping into a crowded hot tub loaded with a bunch of nude, horny people ogling you like they want to eat you up. There was only room enough for one of us to sit, so my hubby took the seat and I straddled his lap (reverse cowboy style). Remember that whole disconnect thing I talked about in my last post? Gone. Totally gone. I was so totally into this whole hot tub scene.
DAY 2 - Post 10 Holy Fucking Fuckfest!!! The Solarium was ROCKIN’ that night. It was almost stimulation-overload for me. There were asses and cocks and titties and pussies EVERYWHERE. And in a weird way, it made me feel disconnected rather than connected to my sexuality…which, I’m not gonna lie, kinda freaked me out. I fully anticipated that I’d be uber turned on by a massive sex pile-on! I’ve been to sex clubs before, after all. Pretty big ones too. But this was a whole new level of intensity. For a brief moment I chastised myself for being such a prude. Then the hubs bent down and whispered something like, ‘It kinda feels like we’re at the zoo and all the primates are stoned out of their minds on a combination of cocaine & Viagra, doesn’t it?’ Which was the perfect thing to get me out of my self-judging head and allow me to just experience the whole thing organically.
DAY 2 - Post 9 After the promenade, we decided to go check out the ‘Couples Only’ area of the Solarium Playroom. So far, we had only visited the ‘Anything Goes’ section where you could keep your clothes on. So this was our first experience at stripping down out of our nice clothes right there in front of everyone prior to entry. They handed us towels and a bag for our clothing which we were allowed to carry with us. My hubby got comfortable way faster than I did…he walked around carrying his towel rather than wearing it. I wrapped mine around me. It takes me a minute to warm up guys! You know that by now! Cut me some slack!
DAY 2 - Post 8 But one step at a time. Instead of choosing people I was super attracted to, I chose attractive people that had no beads or only a few beads. And I have to say, it was so much fun! It was the perfect ‘safe’ way to break the ice in being the initiator of conversation and flirting. My hubby’s kinda brilliant that way.
DAY 2 - Post 7 After dinner, there was a Mardi Trois party on the Promenade. Remember I told you before that the Promenade is basically designed like a city street. There was a live band playing fun dance music on the second floor overlooking the Promenade. People were dancing and exchanging beads for flashes…unless they were already topless, then they’d exchange for something else 😉😉 I was still hangin’ out in my shy little 'I-just-met-you-so-I'm-irrationally-nervous' box. I would flirt with anyone who approached me, but I wasn’t quite brave enough to approach anyone I found attractive. I feel for you guys. I would have been horribly awful at dating as a te-en if I were a guy. I never would have asked anyone out! lol
Anyway, my hubby gave me 5 sets of beads and told me I needed to give them to 5 different people in the next 5 minutes. I was resistant at first, but I knew he was right…I needed to start putting myself out there.
DAY 2 - Post 6 We briefly talked about her fears and how to bring them up to her hubby along with the difference between sex and love. I asked about what turns her on and her fantasies, and we talked about how she could incorporate that into her lifestyle experiences with her hubby if they decided to stick with it. We ended up having dinner with them that night and bumping into them repeatedly throughout the remainder of the cruise. The hubby had lost interest in us as soon as he found out I was more interested in his wife than him, but he seemed to enjoy seeing us more and more with every passing encounter. And each time I saw them, I looked for genuine things I could point out to the wife that might make her feel more secure about her hubby’s attraction to her, which she really seemed to appreciate. (He did, by the way, seem to be quite attracted to her – I wouldn’t mislead anyone with fake compliments just to make them feel better!)
DAY 2 - Post 5 At one point both my hubs and hers went to the restroom at which time I learned that the male portion of the couple (they were married) had been in the lifestyle with a previous partner, but they had only recently started in the lifestyle together. The female portion of the couple expressed that she wished they had started at the same time – she was feeling a little anxious about everything he knew that she didn’t. She wasn’t into women and she was pretty satisfied with being exclusively with her hubby, so she wasn’t really looking for other men. She was struggling with the fact that her hubby was so interested in being with other women, and wondering if that meant she loved him more than he loved her. She said she was nervous to talk with her hubby about how she felt about all of this.
DAY 2 - Post 4 We spent the day wandering the ship and taking in all the eye candy. The Solarium Playroom had such a nice vibe during the day. There’s just something about canopied beds in the outdoors that’s so inviting…literally every single one was taken. We met a nice interracial couple (white female, black male) who was also walking through the Solarium. We decided to find some chairs and hang out with them for some nude sunbathing and conversation.
DAY 2 - Post 3 I LOVED the variety and inclusivity of their ‘Me-et & Greets’. It was so nice that they didn't leave people to their own devices to find others with similar interests for some sexy-fun-time.
DAY 2 ME-ET & GREET OFFERINGS - Lunchtime Nookie Me-et & Greet - Sober & Sexy Me-et & Greet - Asian Me-et & Greet - Full Swap Me-et & Greet - Non-Swinger Me-et & Greet - Soft Swap Me-et & Gr-eet - Women Who Love BBC Me-et & Greet - Silver & Sexy Me-et & Greet - French Me-et & Greet - Latin Me-et & Gr-eet - Bi-Couples Me-et & Greet - Me-et & Make a Dinner Date Me-et & Greet - Kinky Couples Me-et & Greet - Midnight Me-etup Me-et & Greet
There were SO MANY things to do every day on the ship, and I'm embarrassed to say how few of them we took advantage of. I THOUGHT I'd want to attend every single offering I could fit in. I THOUGHT I'd be taking notes and pictures and documenting every moment. But we ended up getting sidetracked every day by one sexy thing or another...guess we'll just have to go on another cruise to check out all the stuff we missed. Totally sucks, but someone's gotta do it! 🤷♀️😂
THINGS TO DO - Naked Yoga - Belly Dance Party, Poolside - Speed Dating - Prostate Massage with Dr. Valerie - Low Desire Hands On Seminar - For Newbies - Swinging 101 - Approach, Connect & Close for New Couples - Slots for Sluts (topless gambling) - Unleash Your Alter Ego - Discovering Open Relationships 101 - Mardi Trois Promenade Party - Mardi Trois After Party - Body Painting with Skin Wars Finalists - Full Comedy Show with Jim David (his portion of the Welcome Aboard Show had just been a little teaser)
Each day on the cruise had a theme and lots of people (especially women) dressed up at night for the theme. Some people also wore things to represent the theme throughout the day.
Day 2 Theme: Mardi Trois Babes, Boobs & Beads
The things I brought weren't super intense. I wasn't really sure what to expect or how extravagant the costumes would be. This is the dress I wore in the evening as a part of my 'costume'.
We saw in the Cruise Daily Planner that there was a dance party on the 'anything goes' level of the Solarium (the ships main playroom, for those of you who haven't read my previous posts). We were intrigued. A dance party in between a bunch of people fucking? I'm in! lol
We checked it out...there was only one other couple at the 'dance party' which made it kind of hysterical. We danced for a little bit, then watched the people fucking below. There was a pretty hot couple on a centerstage mattress, the girl was riding the guy cowboy style, then they switched to doggie...it was pretty hot. A handful of other couples were also going at it on some of the surrounding beds. No one was in the hot tubs.
We asked the playroom attendants if it had been this dead all night. They told us it had been busier earlier in the evening...apparently there had been a 'balloon drop' at 11:30pm that we had missed and a lot of people had been there to kick off the cruise with an orgasm. Cheers to them!!
After the Welcome Aboard Show, we stopped back at our room for a little mental/emotional check-in. We had committed to each other prior to the cruise that we'd set aside time each day to check-in with each other. We wanted to make sure that no weird feelings slipped through the cracks. We also wanted to evaluate our boundaries daily to ensure that we stayed on the same page.
We talked about how it felt to have so many people openly ogling each other. We reviewed how we could gently turn down invitations from people we weren't both into. Then we headed back out to roam around some more.
We've been on a few cruises in the past and typically we try to take in all the entertainment we can. We pre-schedule shows and try to ensure that we miss nothing. On THIS cruise, we only saw one vanilla show (the Welcome Aboard Show with Comedian Jim David) which took place the first night. We signed up for others but never managed to find our way there. A little busy with all the sexy stuff, I guess. 🤷♀️
PS: This is the view from our room at the resort we stayed in prior to boarding the ship.
*We weren't able to take photos in the playrooms on the ship...these pics are just to give you an idea of what it looked like.
The canopy beds allowed the option of semi-privacy for people who wanted it, or you could leave the canopy open if you didn't care whether or not people watched. We rarely saw anyone with the canopy closed and we never personally played with it closed We actually wanted to play with it closed on one particular occasion...More on that later...
I couldn't take pics of the playroom without seriously violating other people's privacy, so you'll have to use your imagination here. In the couples playroom, there were mattresses with canopies lining the entire exterior along with more mattresses double wide lining the entrance to the playroom.
There were two big hot tubs and a shallow pool opposite the beds (first you passed one hot tub, then the pool, then another hot tub). In between the hot tubs and pool, there were little sitting areas with several couches in a semi-circle surrounding a couple of mattresses. Yes, it was exactly what you're thinking...a little performance area for the super exhibitionist kinksters out there. And you could clearly see it from the hot tubs too.
Good morning my sexies! It's FILTHY JOKE FRIDAY! So here ya go:
A husband said to his wife, 'I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.' She thought about it for a moment, then responded, 'Your penis is bigger than your brothers.'
You know you're gonna wanna share that one!! lolol
