Sooo, two interesting things happened while we were at the bookstore. I always end up finding my way to the human sexuality/relationship section of the store at some point. The hubs was wandering around doing his thing, so I just made myself comfortable as I browsed. The hubs found me and stood just inches away (pretty normal for us), so without looking up from what I was reading, I reached over and ran my hand up his inner thigh (also pretty normal for us).
Good morning you sexy sluts!!!! I'm curious...do any of you identify as polyamorous? If so, do you kinda low-key feel like you're a little bit better than everyone else? Don't worry, I won't tell! š Honestly, I'm pretty sure I'd feel more than a little bit evolved if I were polyamorous. I'm not quite there though. I should rephrase that...I'm nowhere near there. I'm moooore than thrilled to share my hubby's cock, but I love living in a world where I'm the first person he wants to talk to no matter what's going on in his life, good or bad. š¤·āāļø The hubs feels the same way. So for us, ethical and consensual non-monogamy is the perfectly yummy option. How do you identify your relationship?
IF YOU GIVE A PERV A PEEK by Bella Sweet Part 4 of 4 *Adapted from everyoneās favorite childrenās book āIf You Give a Mouse a Cookieā
'So you'll indulge him and youāll love it, and he'll ask you to get on top of him to 69. When he tastes your wet pussy, he'll get so excited that he nearly cums. Then he'll want to fuck you hard from behind. Which means multiple orgasms for you. He'll cum on your spread ass cheeks and pussy and stand back to look at it. Looking at his cum on your juicy pussy will remind him of how much he loves touching you. So... he'll ask if youāre up for round 2. And chances are if he asks about round 2, he's going to want a cookie to go with it."
You'll never look at 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie' quite the same. You're welcome. šæš
IF YOU GIVE A PERV A PEEK by Bella Sweet Part 3 of 4 *Adapted from everyoneās favorite childrenās book āIf You Give a Mouse a Cookieā
He'll start licking your clit through the fabric of the camel toe. He might get carried away and start fondling his cock. He may even end up pulling your panties aside so he can taste you as well! When he's doing that, he'll probably get himself so worked up that he starts to drip precum. You'll get down on your knees then lean forward to taste him. He'll moan, make himself comfortable and gaze into your eyes as you slide your tongue from the base of his balls all the way up to the head of his cock. He'll probably ask you to use the tip of your finger on his perineum and ass...
IF YOU GIVE A PERV A PEEK by Bella Sweet Part 2 of 4 *Adapted from everyoneās favorite childrenās book āIf You Give a Mouse a Cookieā
'When he looks at your panties, he might notice that he can kinda see the impression of your pussy through them. So he'll probably ask if he can pull your panties up a bit to create a little camel toe. When he's finished giving you a gentle camel toe and using your panties to stimulate your clit, he'll really want to put his mouth right on it...'
IF YOU GIVE A PERV A PEEK by Bella Sweet Part 1 of 4 *Adapted from everyoneās favorite childrenās book āIf You Give a Mouse a Cookieā
"If you give a perv a peek, he's going to ask to take a little squeeze. When you grab his hand and put it on your titty, he'll probably ask if he can lick it too. When he's finished, he'll ask if youāre wearing panties. Then he'll want to see your panties to make sure theyāre the sexy kind..
What's your sign? Are you a CANCER? If you are, tell me in the comments below Birthday Babe!!!
According to COSMO's book 'Zodiac Sex: The Hottest Sex Positions for Ever Astrological Sign', it's 'Cutesy, Cuddly Cancer Season' from June 21st - July 22nd. Who am I to argue with COSMO?? They recommend 7 different sex positions to chase away moodiness and satisfy the need to connect this month. Being an Enneagram 7, you already know I LOVE variety. Come on, no matter what your Enneagram type, you gotta admit it's fun to change things up in the bedroom!!! I will post each of the 7 positions over the next few weeks, along with COSMO's caption for each one. Aaaaannnd, on the day that I post it, you can count on the fact that I will šÆbe rockin' that position at some point that day. AND YOU SHOULD TOO (either in fantasy during self-pleasure, or with your partner who's gonna really dig your sexual diversity and initiative)!
According to COSMO, this position is the 'Kiss Me, You Fool!' The caption for this position was written based upon the assumption that a straight female bought the book š so I'm gonna reword it slightly. 'This face-to-face setup is optimal for some cute midsummer smoochin'...but it's also very body-heat heavy, so do this next to your most powerful A/C unit. One partner sits up with their legs stretched out straight, one ankle over the other (if one of you has a cock or strap-on, this is your position!). This prevents them from moving, which gives the person on top all the control. The other person just plops on top, facing their partner, and wraps their legs around their partners' torso. As you rock into each other slowly, remember to make 'lots' of eye contact for max feels.
Ever read the children's book 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie'? (Stay with me on this for a sec..) For those of you who don't have kids ('cause if you do, you probably own it), the story is about a boy who gives a mouse a cookieā¦which the mouse LOVES, but it reminds the mouse that heād also love a glass of milk, which the boy gives himā¦which reminds the mouse that heād also love a seemingly endless stream of other thingsā¦which eventually leads him back to wanting another cookie.
I think I'm gonna write a new book...'If You Give a Perv a Peek'.ššš
BUT I didn't play for years and when I picked up a ball to play catch with my own kids, I was mortified to realize my body had betrayed me...I was throwing LIKE A GIRL. In a bad way, not a bad-ass way. Now whenever we play, I make someone run out to the backyard with me first so I can remind my body how this whole thing works. It's the same with throwing a frisbee. I swear, if you happened to drive by when I made my first few throws, you'd very likely question my ability to walk without assistance. Thankfully, it does all come back to me once I warm up...for the most part. š¤·āāļøš¬ My family finds this endlessly entertaining.
Got together with some friends yesterday for a good-ole-fashioned pick-up game. As a kid, softball was one of my favorite things about summer. In organized ball, I played pitcher and 1st base. Our backyard was the neighborhood hotspot...we lived on a corner and were outside all the time. We played ball so often that we had built in dirt spots for each base (except 3rd base, which was the 'monkey tree'). Home plate was just a huge dirt patch, and while my dad kept a perfect lawn, he never complained. In fact, he was out there playing with us half the time. I LOVED IT.
Or we can just sneak away from the party later, if you want...But I NEEEEED it soon. If you won't do me now, I'm gonna have to tease you with what you're missing out on every chance I get. Hopefully no one will catch me... Maybe you should just go ahead and do me now?
Heeeeyyyy!!! Howās your weekend going? Another busy day with family and friends here. Heading out to dinner with a couple we havenāt seen in forever! Iāll post more tomorrow, promise!
Is it even officially illegal to receive a blowjob while operating a motorized vehicle in Illinois? Or is it kinda like eating fast food while drivingā¦Not the safest thing but not necessarily illegal? Either way, our drive home tonight was safe-ish in all the best ways. šš
Who among you will be the first to tell me about a hot public sex adventure you had this holiday weekend? And donāt use being single as an excuse not to!!! There are plenty of naughty semi-public places to do your thing too!!!!
We caught up on some DMs on one of our lifestyle apps while we were at dinner. There were a few potential matches, none of which are too close to home, which is actually kinda nice. One was a girl-girl couple (one of which is lesbian and the other bi). Iām pretty psyched about the idea of it, and by pretty psyched I mean SUPER PSYCHED!!!! Two girls for me to play with, and one of them digs cock too?? Freakinā AWESOME! Tons of pussy, double blow jobs, and the hubs gets to be a tasty treat of a lay for the bi girl. Who knows, maybe we wonāt all have chemistryā¦or maybe they wonāt even DM us backā¦Stiiiiillllll!!!! Doesnāt that sound fuuuuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!
Oh, and in the fall one of my friends is taking off to travel the United States for 9 months in an RV that she and her sister just bought and rehabbed. Another friend and I are hoping to fly out and hook up with her for a week or so at some point during her journey. Donāt worry, they both agreed to be my photographers while weāre there. I wouldnāt leave you guys hanginā fir that long!
Speaking of hangingā¦those are my panties hanging off my fingers. The hubs was teasing me about being a āprudeā because I wore them out to dinner tonight, so of course I took them off before I got out of the car to go into the restaurantā¦because Iām no prude!!! Lol. I asked him what he was gonna do for me in return. He grabbed them and said heād be a gentleman and keep ahold of them for me. But before he pushed them into his pocket, he lifted them to smell them. Iām pretty sure this is mostly a guy thing? I canāt say Iāve ever had the urge to smell anyoneās undergarments. Do you guys do this??
I had a busy start to the holiday weekend, how about you? Wine tasting with friends last night was so much fun. You know youāre hanging around with the right crowd when someone asks your friendsā parents if this is their fi-rst wine tasting party, and your friendsā dad says, āOh no, weāve been to a couple sex toy parties.ā My friends AND their parents are awesome!
*Again, just ignore these words and enjoy the pic if you could give a crap about what would make an Enneagram Type 9 go ga-ga over ya, 'k? šš PS, my pussy is kinda just calling out to be touched in this pic, isn't it?
If youāre banging, interested in banging, dating or married to a Type 9, here are some things that would stoke the sexual fire between you: - Talk to them about your desires and ask about theirs, then follow through on both (theyāll be more focused on you than themselves) - Reach out & give when they seem disconnected, donāt take it personally - Bring the adventure ā their natural inclination is toward routine but theyāll up the fun level for both of you if you bring the adventure - Touch them, theyāre usually quite sensual both in and out of the bedroom
*If you have no interest in the Enneagram, just ignore these words and enjoy the pic, 'k? šš
A couple of you identified yourselves as Type 9ās. Type 9ās are some of my FAVORITES!!! Type 9 and 7 (when healthy) are a pretty hot combo! š„µš¶š„š š¦
My hubs is an Enneagram Type 9 with a prevalent Type 1 wing. While thereās quite a bit of variation between Type 9ās based upon how healthy they are, the amount of stress in their lives, and their āEnneagram Wing Typeā, there tends to be a theme with many 9ās in regard to sexuality. Here are some of the ways my hubbyās Type 9 comes out sexually:
- He has a natural desire to connect with me and please me sexually - While he finds comfort in routine, he gets excited about all of my sexual whims too - Heās naturally sensual and intense in the sack - Heās optimistic and manifests peace in our home, which creates an environment optimal for sexual connection - He is connected with his own sexual desires and expresses them (though if he were an unhealthy 9 or experiencing a great deal of stress, heād be at risk of zoning out in the face of conflict and letting mundane tasks take preference over sex or connection)
Are you a Type 9? Does any of this sound familiar to you?
Soooo, if you end up messing around with/dating/marrying a Type 7 that's like me, theyāll probably be pretty excited about you if you:
- have a positive outlook on life (everyone has their ups & downs, Iām just talking generally here) - are sexually adventurous - take the lead on trying new things sexually, even when youāve been together a long time - are playful and like to flirt in between romps - tease them and give them something new to look forward to
THANKS SO MUCH to those of you that took the Enneagram test yesterday!!! It's so fun to know a little bit about what you might be like as a person! To the rest of you...go take the test and tell me your Type! You know you wanna!!
By the way, Iām an Enneagram Type 7. And while there's quite a bit of variation between people of any Enneagram Type based upon how healthy they are, the amount of stress in their lives, and their āEnneagram Wing Typeā, there tends to be a general theme within each Type in regard to sexual preferences and outlook. Here are some of the ways my Type 7 comes out in my sexuality:
- I seek new sexual adventures to distract from the boredom of daily life - That does NOT mean Iām unfaithful (no chance of that) ā however, unhealthy 7s may be a bit prone to distracting themselves from problems in their lives or relationships by playing with others (particularly if they are not self-aware). - I get bored with the same-old-same-old in the bedroom - I like options and variety - I donāt like to wait to have fun, so I look for ways to incorporate some degree of pleasure into most moments - Iām more motivated and less annoyed with completing the mundane chores necessary to be a functioning adult if I have some sort of sexy reward or adventure to look forward to.
Are you an Enneagram Type 7 - or are you married to/dating one? Does any of this sound familiar to you?
Soooo, I'm curious...how many of you have ever made a sex video (solo or otherwise)? It doesn't really matter whether or not you've shared it with anyone else...just wondering how many of you have actually filmed yourselves doing the dirty...
